philly: hugh jackman really snapped in the greatest showman didn't he
dan: it's 4am why are you watching a movie
philly: bc it's ur fav and i miss you???? duh
dan: you're cute
philly: no u
dan: i didn't like that
philly: ur right u LOVE IT
dan: no
philly: call me bb
dan: yes henny
philly: don't do that
dan: it be like that
philly: IT DONT
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier