mayb: dan you should know not to mess with a taken man
dan: i'm literally not but go off ig
mayb: i can see you flirting with him
dan: sister just bc i talk to another guy doesn't mean i'm flirting with him
dan: i literally don't understand you we used to be friends
mayb: keyword used
mayb: leave us the fuck alone fag
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
