dan: has your girlfriend listen to ariana's new album
philly: who's ariana
dan: ariana grande
philly: oh
philly: no she listens to country music
dan: u could do so much better than a yeehaw
philly: a what
dan: oh my god remind me never to speak to you again
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
