Donna: *writing in her diary, oblivious to Sam staring over her shoulder.* mmm. This is good enough. Wait no. Let me just add...
Sam: hey there, watchu writing?
Donna: it's nothing to do with you, b-baka! *slams diary shut and walks to anither chair. She opens it again to write.*
Sam: what's in the diary?
Donna: none of your business!
Sam: what's in the diary?
Sam, Bill & Harry: Is it about me? What's in the diary?
Donna: leave me alone! *runs to the nearest chair and slams the diary shut.*
Sam: not until you tell me what you wrote in that diary of yours!
Donna: none of your business. Leave me be!
Sam: what's in the diary?
Rosie: oh my god idiot, don't you insist on breaking privacy-
Sam: what's in the diary?
Tanya: Sam, bugger off and leave my Donna alone! You're never gonna get her, so it's best if you just left her be! I'm mad at you, and I feel I am about to burst!
Sam: I'll get her, trust me-
Tanya: she's gay and she is MINE! So leave my precious cinnamon roll alone!

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