Randomness 3

What's in the Diary meme thing I made up.

Donna: *writing in her diary, oblivious to Sam staring over her shoulder.* mmm. This is good enough. Wait no. Let me just add...

Sam: hey there, watchu writing?

Donna: it's nothing to do with you, b-baka! *slams diary shut and walks to anither chair. She opens it again to write.*

Sam: what's in the diary?

Donna: none of your business!

Sam: what's in the diary?

Sam, Bill & Harry: Is it about me? What's in the diary?

Donna: leave me alone! *runs to the nearest chair and slams the diary shut.*

Sam: not until you tell me what you wrote in that diary of yours!

Donna: none of your business. Leave me be!

Sam: what's in the diary?

Rosie: oh my god idiot, don't you insist on breaking privacy-

Sam: what's in the diary?

Tanya: Sam, bugger off and leave my Donna alone! You're never gonna get her, so it's best if you just left her be! I'm mad at you, and I feel I am about to burst!

Sam: I'll get her, trust me-

Tanya: she's gay and she is MINE! So leave my precious cinnamon roll alone!