Heartbroken ❥ Dan Howell x Reader

Chapter Five

(y/f/s) = your favorite show

here you go~

You rolled out of your bed that Emma forced you to put together last night, and looked at the clock you put on your half-assembled bedside table. It was already 11:00. Amazing. Since you already showered last night, you quickly got dressed, and did you hair the way you always do it, so that it nicely frames your face (if you have short/no hair ignore). You made your bed, when an idea popped into your head.

Pulling out your phone, you dmed Phil.

You:
hey would you and/or Dan want to come over today for a collab w/ me and em?

AmazingPhil:
sure! what time? 🤔

You: nice emoji phil lol. how about 1:30/13:30?

AmazingPhil:
ty, ty. and 1:30/13:30 works for us

You:
👌
Read

Snapping back to reality, you realized you hadn't told Emma that Dan and Phil were coming in an hour and a half.

You walked into the living room, to find Emma, fast asleep on the couch, phone in hand. You took her phone from her hand and see that she's on Phil's instagram. You didn't recognize the photo, so you looked at how long ago it was posted, and see that it was from 2012

The photo was of a sign about alligators, so you pulled out your own phone and scrolled all the way down Phil's Instagram page. Your suspicion was correct - that was Phil's first ever post on Instagram. You place Emma's phone down and chuckle.

"Someone's got a crush..." You said in a singsong voice. Your sudden speech woke Emma up.

"Ugh... My back... Stupid couch. (Y/N), what time is it?" Emma asked groggily.

"11:30." You answered.

"11:30?! WHAT? OH MY GOD I HAVE TO-"

"EMMA. Stop screaming, the people downstairs already think we're crazy enough. How late were you up last night?"

"Okay, you're right. I may have been up until... 3:00 in the morning..."

You laugh, but Emma looked ashamed. "Welcome to the club. Stalking Phil's instagram, especially until 3:00 in the morning is very unlike you, though."

"What?! How did you...?"

You help up Emma's phone which was still opened up to the picture. "Someone's got a crush." You said in the same singsong voice that woke Emma up.

"I do not! If anyone has a crush you do, with your unhealthy Dan obsession!"

"Ouch. What a low blow. I hate you." You said sarcastically. "By the way, now it's your turn to get ready in an hour."

"...Why?" Emma asked suspiciously.

"Because Dan and Phil are coming over. You might want to come up with a collab idea while you're taking that shower." You said with a smirk.

"I'll have my revenge, (L/N)!" Emma said before bolting to her bathroom.

"Sure you will, Caths... Sure you will..." You said triumphantly to yourself (also i just came up with that last name for Emma in 0.005 secs so dont make fun of it ok thanks).

~Time skip because why would I write about you watching Netflix waiting for Dan and Phil~

Just as your episode of (Y/F/S) was about to end, a knock came at the door. You got off the couch, but heard a conversation on the other side of the door. You quickly identified the voices as Dan and Phil, and couldn't help but listen.