o8. late night drunk thoughts ft. max and kj

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BRI: hey guys, what's up, it's the middle of the night–

MAX: 2 in the morning to be exact

BRI: yes, it's 2am and max, kj, and i are kinda drunk so i told you guys on twitter to tweet us some stuff to talk about. so, yeah, let's just do this

KJ: (yawns) i'm tired. . . can i just go to sleep? you guys will have fun filming this without me

MAX: nope, if i'm staying. you're staying

KJ: f-(beep)

BRI: alright, let's finally start this

INTRO MUSIC!

BRI: okay, first topic for us to discuss is (looks at phone). . . let's just get straight into the tea. name some youtubers you don't like/find annoying

KJ: okay, so there's this one girl named brielle thompson. holy sh-(beep) she's annoying!

MAX: yes, i know her too. very annoying. but those two guys that are pretty much in every single one of her videos are pretty cool

BRI: (sarcastically) ha ha ha. . . f-(beep) you guys

MAX: (laughs) alright, how about you answer the question

BRI: yeah, nope. i'm not the one that's supposed to be saying controversial stuff, thats you guys. . . on to the next topic!

KJ: i'm choosing this time (grabs brielle's phone). . . ha, this is a good one. vines.

MAX: first, we must talk about our dearest friend miss keisha who is sadly f-(beep)ing dead

BRI: (nods) r.i.p. gone but never forgotten

KJ: (laughs) i'm very glad this video just turned into a memorial service

BRI: but, we also can't forget about our king jared that never learned how to f-(beep)ing read

MAX: ah, yes. a true icon

KJ: facts. . . okay, but who would win in a fight the "it's wednesday ma dudes" guy or the "welcome to chilis" guy?

BRI: "it's wednesday ma dudes" obviously. that guy was dressed up as freaking spiderman, so he must have some pretty good moves

KJ: i don't know i feel like "welcome to chilis" could f-(beep) some sh-(beep) up. you know what i mean?

MAX: (laughs) i have no idea what you mean

BRI: okay, how about this "god and anime on my side" boy or "imma f-(beep)in rip your face off" boy?

MAX: damn, now that's a hard one

KJ: true. i feel like it would probably end in a tie

BRI: alright then. i think now's the time for a new topic. max, you choose (hands phone to max)

MAX: . . . okay, this one is gonna be pretty controversial. the office or parks and recreation?

BRI: okay, this may just end our friendship right here, right now, so you guys better choose the right answer

KJ: let's say our answers on the count of three

BRI: okay, one. two. three

ALL: the office!

BRI: great, discussion over. and our friendship still remains intact

MAX: a couple things i must say before we end this discussion. jim and pam will forever be the greatest. and kevin is f-(beep)ing amazing. thanks, that'll be all

KJ: you right about that kevin comment, bro (high fives max) and don't forget about andy. that guy was pretty cool too

BRI: yes! i love him almost as much as kevin. ah, and toby, he deserved the best! oh yeah, and the best scene will always be the fire drill scene because obviously. now the discussion is officially over

MAX: (claps) yes, the fire drill scene. we love her

KJ: okay, i feel like we've been talking forever. can i go to sleep now?

BRI: yeah, let's just end it here. (looks at camera) okay, bye guys!

BEEP!

BRI: okay, hi again guys. this video is kind of a big mess, so i feel like the brielle that's editing this video right now has to say something. first, sorry, this video is super short, but half of what we filmed that night is just us laughing like idiots and then randomly eating food, so i had to cut all of that out. second, this video is pretty much all over the place, but i hope you enjoyed us acting like the true drunk messes we are. alright so, that's pretty much it. bye for real this time

OUTRO MUSIC!

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