𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐓 ( 𝘯𝘰𝘢𝘩 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘰 )

26. 7 HOUR CAR RIDE WAS A PHAT MESS ft. noah, kj, and max!!

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latest video: 7 HOUR CAR RIDE WAS
A PHAT MESS ft. noah, kj, and max!!
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BRI: hey guys, what's up! as you can see i'm not in my usual filming place, instead i'm in a car. noah, kj, max, and i have been in san francisco for the past weekend and now we are heading back to la, so i decided to film this seven hour car ride because i feel like something wild is bound to happen. . . anyway let's get started

MAX: wow, i feel like this was the quickest intro you've ever done

BRI: i know right, something feels off. . . hey, kj start saying some random sh–(beep) so i can cut you off mid sentence

KJ: what the f–

INTO MUSIC!

BRI: also, guys, fun fact: i'm not a professional youtuber that has one of those camera holder thingys for your car so instead this baby has just been taped down to the dashboard and i hope it doesn't f–(beep)ing fall off

NOAH: i feel like it's probably gonna

BRI: have some faith in my taping abilities, noah

NOAH: (laughs) okay

MAX: wait we've never done a car ride video before, what are we supposed to do?

BRI: honestly i have no idea. just make sure you guys are in frame since you and kj are in the back

KJ: i still think it's unfair that i'm not sitting in the front

MAX: you sat in the front on the ride here. i should be the one sitting there right now

BRI: ooh i have an idea, let's talk about deep sh–(beep) (looks at noah for a split second) actually never mind let's not do that

NOAH: (laughs) nice job changing the subject

KJ: (laughs) is this video flopping already?

MAX: yes

BRI: hey! i think there's still hope. right, noah?

NOAH: . . . sure

BRI: f–(beep)

BEEP!

BRI: (singing) we're breaking free! we're soarin', flyin'! there's not a star in heaven we can't reach

KJ: f–(beep) who gave brielle the aux cord?

BRI: (still singing) if we're trying! yeah we're breaking free, breaking free!

KJ: if the next song you put on is from victorious i think i just might tuck and roll out of this car

BRI: (turns around from the front seat to stick tongue out at kj) "five fingaz to the face" is next on the queue

KJ: okay, that's actually not the worst song you could play from there

BRI: thank you

BEEP!

MAX: hannah montana or wizards of waverly place? kj start us off with this debate

KJ: i gotta go with hannah montana because the songs that came out of that show were pretty great. like, "nobody's perfect" and "rockstar." big bops!

NOAH: yeah, true, i gotta agree with that

BRI: (shakes head) wow, i can't believe i'm friends with you guys. obviously the right answer is wizards of waverly place because that show had the best f–(beep)ing storylines in all of disney history

MAX: yes! and the russos were the most iconic family of all time

BRI: also, mason and alex were truly that couple

NOAH: what about jake and miley, though?

BRI: yeah they were cute but nothing can compare to alex and mason

MAX: cased closed

KJ: um no we're keeping this bit–(beep)
wide open because i feel truly offended right now

BRI: okay how about this, hannah montana over victorious any day

NOAH: f–(beep) yes! that's very true. some of the songs in victorious were good but definitely not as good as hannah montana

MAX: yup

KJ: agreed

BRI: and cased closed. . . (looks toward camera) oh sh–(beep) the camera's about to fall–

BEEP!

BRI: hey guys, so the camera just fell off the dashboard and that's why i'm holding it right now. but my spidey senses kicked in and i was able to catch it before it fell all the way down. . . anyway, that's gonna be it for this video because there's no way for me to tape it back up. so sorry if it's kinda short (turns camera toward the guys) say bye guys!

NOAH, MAX, KJ: bye!

BRI: (turns camera back to herself and smiles) bye, see you guys next time!

OUTRO MUSIC!