CRUSHED GOLA

FIRST MOVE

Having heard lot of insults and abuses from his dear friend Arthit, Mew felt  his ears had got numbed.   Nobody had hurled so many  slurs at him in one single minute than his dear buddy.  He forgave him since many times he had been in that situation when dating his one and only girl friend.  But his rantings were very common to the humanity when compared to Arthit 's problem of his love being Straight like a rod.  Having found that out, then the new question was how to disinfectant his lover's brain to being crooked, that was being gay.  Mind it, Mew was not outdated in his beliefs when the topic involved gay love.  He was quite open and supported his friends.  But in case of Arthit, it was quite difficult.

Both the friends were loitering around in the mall with complete disregard to beautiful girls who were eyeing them.  They were in their own world.  Arthit was pitying himself for finding a straight man for a lover and Mew was cursing Arthit, falling for a rod.  Both had same thoughts and both were thinking on same lines, unaware of each other's thoughts.  Suddenly, Mew's pressure cooker blew the whistle signing the boiling of an excellent idea in his mind.

"Oon, Oon, Oon, I have hit upon a very bright idea".

"Really, great!  What is it?"

"Now since you he is straight, let us find out whether he has a girlfriend".

"Wow!   I did not think about it.  Why, should I commit suicide after knowing that he has a girl for a lover?"

"Ahh, even if he has, there are lot of plans to separate them".

"Now, you want me to break up the lovers", and incur the wrath of the God, whom Kong believes in".  "I tell you straight, I will not commit this sin".

"Oh, my  drama king, buck up, or else I am leaving".  " I have my own problems to solve".

"You called me drama king?  How can you make fun of your own friend?  When you know that my ship has already sunk".

" Shut up and listen you asshole".

Arthit kept quiet and listened to their first move in winning Kong.  The next day, Maprang was roped in by Arthit through his hazer tactics and frightened the girl to help him find the Kong's girl.  In exchange, Arthit promised that he would set her up with his friend, the most able-bodied and shy friend Knot( If Knot comes to know about Arthit's set up, he would  land up on a hospital bed).  Arthit knew he had to take chances and that meant to be on  hospital bed, he was ready  for the sake of his dear lover Kong.  Maprang tried to bargain Arthit instead of Kong, but was threatened with  a dire consequences (by Mew since he too wanted Kong for Arthit ) if she ever tried to change her choice.  Maprang was happy with what ever was available to her, since joining that college she work more harder every day to get herself a boyfriend but failed miserably.  So when the opportunity knocked on her, she readily accepted.

Then on poor Kong was stalked just not by Arthit and Mew, but even Maprang was added in the list to know about his so called mysterious lover.  Arthit was worried that the warrior his friend's girl friend had chosen would do her job properly.  For which, his friend Mew assured that his warrior was best in finding out those kind of secrets in the college. In fact, he stated few examples, where the warrior successfully  found the weaknesses and secrets and was also successful in breaking up the so called couples in love.

Kong was worried when he saw Arthit conversing with Maprang and started believing that Arthit's love interest was his friend Maprang.  It broke his heart many times that day and depressed, he dragged his mind and body to the college canteen to relax  with his favourite coffee.  He sat opposite to those pair discussing something seriously in front of him.  He kept drinking, one cup, two cups, three, four, and five cups of strong coffee.  His stomach bloated and so did his heart with helplessness and despair.  He wondered why Arthit was in love with Maprang instead of him.  After completing his fifth cup of coffee much to the surprise of the canteen attendant in just 10 minutes, he rose and headed straight for his dorm.

Arthit after discussing with over enthusiastic lunatic girl called Maprang who was excited with the task of finding Kong's lover, turned and saw Kong leaving the canteen in a huff.  He did not understand the reason but he smirked that even though if he had a girl friend, he would break them and make Kong fall in love with him.  But the moment, he thought like that, he felt guilt crept inside him and reminded him,

"Dear Arthit, true love cannot be broken, even it is, it can be stuck with a glue.  Today, you will break them apart, tomorrow, someone will break  yours, so think before you do such a thing".

The guilt bulb after glowing for two minutes, diffused itself and plunged Arthit into deep thinking.

"  Do I really deserve Kong?"  

Mew brainwashed Arthit that Kong was the only person suitable for him as he would do everything right from cooking to cleaning,  sexing to raising kids....ok only one kid leaving Arthit only to sleep lazily.

Hearing the wonderful philosophy of Arthit 's life, guilt escaped shamefully out of his mind, saving Mew's butt .  Since  his girlfriend was a 'Kongoon' shipper.  

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