CRUSHED GOLA

Arthit's Headache

Arthit for few days was not happy.  Since he came to know that Kongpob had been constipated for two whole days.  He felt what his future would be if Kong had such  a weak intestine.  He would have to let go his so called smut scenes few days in a week.  He made it a mental note to consult a  gastroenterologist  for a good remedy.  

Having found the solution for his so called future sex life, he met with an another headache of his love life apart from Kong's girl friend and that was none other than his cousin Nobitha.  She was in his university as a part of the Student Exchange Programme between SSU University, Bangkok, and KKT University, Chingmai.   Nobitha invited herself to his dorm and planned to stay for at least fifteen days.  She was very smart, good looking and an expert flirt.  And since Arthit was her cousin, she tagged herself with him wherever he went, with whomever he conversed or lunched.   Like a shadow, she followed stalked him.  Arthit always had a sister complex since he was a lone child and always loved and cherished his cousins as they were their childhood friends and his  dudes.  He particularly loved his cousin Nobitha, since she always stuck to him wherever he went.  She was a year younger than him and always leeched herself on him. They were literally childhood buddies.

It was on the third day, that they were all seated in the canteen munching snacks.  Arthit was in his own world of Kong and his girlfriend separation and his cousin was eyeing and flirting with Toota, Prem, Bright and finally when macho Knot came, she was head over heels in love with him.  

" P Knot, you are so manly and macho.  Can I have one selfie with you", chirped Nobitha.

" Sure, Nobitha," said Knot

"ohhhh, only Knot, what about us,my dear Nob, we are also there in a queue", fretted Bright.

"oh sure,"replied Nobitha.

"Knot, please try to let go of her, at least her", murmured Prem

"  I am not interested in her and remember whose cousin she is.  He might be a turtle but if a 100 kg turtle sits on you, you will be a pulp", warned Knot to Prem.

Prem, Bright and Toota distanced themselves from Nobitha since they  could not imagine what would be their situation, if the so called turtle sat on them.   Nobitha was irked by both Arthit who was lost and his friends, who had lot of secrets to share at that moment.

"By the way, why Arthit is so lost that he is not paying attention to you guys flirting with his only gem, Nobitha", whispered Knot to Bright.

"  Kong", all chorused together.

Nobitha was bored and she wanted to have some fun at someone's expense, so she was looking for some amusement, when she spotted Kongpob in white shirt with a muscular body and black pants, with tie resting under the shirt collar.  The shoes were polished and his hair was properly gelled .  He had a shoulder bag and was carrying a book in his hand. His lips were pinkish and his eyes when talking revealed a most handsome, intelligent and most awe inspiring man in the world.  She fell in love  with him immediately.  She squealed, screamed and jumped in joy much to everybody's and Arthit's dismay.

Nobitha did not even wait to ask Arthit about Kong but rather created a scene for everyone to draw attention towards her including Kongpob.  Kongpob was walking with Aim towards the canteen when he saw a girl dancing, jumping and crying as if she had won some booty.  And that girl was running towards his direction.  She rushed and almost about to dashed Kong, but steadied herself and spoke the ever shocking words.

"Hi, are you gay?  If yes, I am sorry, if no,  will you be my boyfriend?  I love you my sweet and dear stranger".

The moment ceased for Arthit, his friends and Kong.  Kong almost astounded seeing Arthit there and his thought was what would Arthit think thinking that he always flirted with some random girl although, he already had a girl friend and Arthit was appalled by his cousin's  sudden confession that to his own so called lover Kong.  His friends were shocked as to how to ease Arthit's love life which was taking many twists and turns for the worst and the other students in the canteen aghast at the bold utterance of a girl about the declaration of love.

Arthit felt the whole world was going round him and he was trying to clutch at something to hold on.  In his whirlwind of Kong and his love, he felt light headed, hit his head on the table and fell on the ground with a bang.  The sound attracted everyone's attention and it was Kong who lifted Arthit and made him sit on the chair.  His head had a bump, otherwise he was fine, but lost his consciousness.  

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