CRUSHED GOLA

Constipated

Arthit, Mew and Maprang waited for Kong near his class.  It was time but he did not come.  

"Mew, Why did not he  come?  He is never late".

"Arthit, how will I know, I am with you na".

"Maprang, any idea".

"No, may be at the dorm, sick, accident, or confession or a date with his girlfriend".

"Kill me Mew, you kill me."

"I can't .I want to be lovey dovey with my girlfriend.  And I will not kill your, otherwise she will never allow me to touch her".

"Mew, how can you be so selfish thinking about your sex life, when your friend 's life has not yet started".

"Oh, please think about me, I have to get myself boyfriend, otherwise I will die as a spinster, which I do not want to ".

 "Oh, please find why my love has not come to attend his classes".  Please find someone, I am fainting, I am....a.............mmmmmmmmmm".

"Arthit, stop it ".

The three dimwits did not see Kong for two days and were tearing each other's hair for his absence.  At last someone told Maprang that he was not well.  Arthit,needless to say cried his heart and mind out to them turning them deaf for the rest of the day.

Poor Kong was constipated.  The stool was sitting inside his stomach refusing to come out for two days.  All thanks to coffee he drank when he saw Maprang and Arthit together.  He was in extreme pain.  His stomach was bloated and finally with lot of stool inducing  food, on the third day,the stool left the comfort zone of Kong's body  thereby relieving Kong of his pain. Tew and Aim helped him during his battle and was there with him when it left him, (not in the wash room) but in the bedroom.  The two friends had to wear a mask because of the atomic bombs were dropped in behind the closed door  but the stench was so strong that it wafted through  their noses.  They tolerated this torture, after all, they were friends and they would do anything for the friendship sake.  

After the release, when Kong came to know that  Maprang was stalking his friends to get information about him for his absence. He was annoyed as to why was she betraying his Arthit . 

"Hi, Kong.  Going to canteen.  Can I come with you".

"Hi, Maprang, what brings you to me".

" Actually, mmmmmmmmmm, how should I say".

" I do not know, I guess by mouth.

" Kong, stop kidding, it is serious"

"Maprang, I am serious.  I want to know why are you following me or rather shadowing my friends and me for past two days".

" I was just worried about you".

"Why, you have P'Arthit for a boy friend?  Worry about him".

"P Arthit.  Oh no.  I am after P Knot.  I am just helping P Arthit to find out whether you have a girlfriend or not".

"What?  P Arthit asked you to spy on me"?

"oh no, I blurted out, no no no no, now,I will be dead within two minutes, this is suppose to be a secret, I will die as a spinster,oh god!  No P Knot.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Maprang ranted on much to Kong's amusement  and shock that Arthit was interested in him and his love life.  But the next sentence changed his happiness to sadness since Arthit was trying to find that detail to pair him with one of his classmates much to the pleasure he got from knowing that Maprang was not his girlfriend.

Maprang wailed and wailed all the way to Arthit and Mew  telling them about the secret to be out and that Kong had a girl friend already since he threatened all the three if they tried to break them up.  Maprang lied since she did not want to lose P Knot and said that Kong had a girl friend much to the displeasure of Arthit and Mew.

Mew was  upset that it would take at least few days to break them up and Arthit felt sad since he would have to break them up for his own good.  But since he decided Kong would be his, he would go to any extent to make him gay for him and only him. But Arthit wanted to know what made Kong sick?

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