His Girl/ Colby Brock X Reader

54/ Pet Peeves

Narrator POV

Colby sets up his camera and they all sit on the couch. Him, Jake, Sam, and Y/N are sitting on a couch in front of Colby's camera about to film. From viewers left to right is Jake, who sits normally, Colby who sits with Y/N's legs across his and her arms around his arm, then Sam who sits normally too. 

"I'm glad I wore black today," Sam says as they sat down. 

"Why didn't you get the memo due," Colby asks sounding serious. He, Jake and Y/N are all in black looking emo as per normal. Sam wears black ripped jeans and a yellow shirt. 

"You didn't tell me dude-" Sam says while Y/N stifles her laughs. 

"Dude it's every day we hate the sun," Jake says as they all look depressed and speak lazily at Sam. Y/N quickly hides her face in Colby's arm as to hide her smile. 

"Yeah" Y/N adds looking at Sam as she talks monotone. 

"I'm wearing the color of the sun, does that mean you hate me?" Sam asks. Colby and Jake say yes and so does Y/N but she mouths the words 'I love you' to Sam and he rolls his eyes. 

"Speaking of hating each other..." Colby says looking at Y/N. Her eyes go wide and she looks back at him, "why'd you look at me!?" she exclaims. "Sorry baby" Colby laughs. 

"Today's video is all about us exposing the heck out of each other and saying our biggest pet peeves about one another," Colby says rubbing his hands together evilly, Y/N in her mind compares him to an evil witch doctor or mad scientist. The only difference was he was dressed emo instead of in a lab coat. 

Sam claps his hands together as Colby laughs fakely "glad we're having this talk right now" Sam says fake smiling. "Y/N groans and hits her head lightly on Colby's shoulder three times. "Why?" she drawls. 

Colby explains about them having to write pet peeves and what the video is about. Sam says Colby should go first so he clears his throat and speaks. 

"I'm Colby Brock, this is Jake Webster, Sam Golden Cock and Y/n my sexy girlfriend and this is why we hate each other."

"It's a new game show on Nick" Y/N chuckles. 

"This is good we need to get this off our chest," Jake says as Sam pulls a thumbs up at the camera. Y/N yawns and smiles pulling a thumbs up too.

"This is the positivity that we bring to all our channels" Sam claps, "yeah, it's like, why would we be responsible," Jake makes quotation marks with his hands, "and confess them when we can do it on a video?" he asks rhetorically. "Exactly," Colby says making a scooping motion in front of him. 

"If I'm gonna confront someone-" Jake starts "-gotta make money off it," Sam Jake and Y/N say in unison. 

Colby pulls out his phone and Y/N gets off him so she sits like the boys only cross-legged. 

"Gonna start on this side," Colby says looking to Sam. "Sam, okay, if you guys didn't know this, Sam does this annoying thing where literally he has the SAME two songs stuck in his head-" at this Sam claps and leans back with silent laughter "-with a constant never-ending loop... you guys are probably wondering how I know this? Because he whistles the same two songs EVerYwHERE we go!" Colby says almost actually annoyed, everyone is chuckling at Colby. 

"Everywhere we go," Y/N says making the okay/six six six symbol with her hand and shaking it twice in front of her as she speaks. "When I'm bored I start to whistle and because Colby is always with me he hears the same two songs all the time" Sam explains. 

"What are the two songs?" asks Jake. 

"So first there's somewhere over the rainbow" and as Sam demonstrates how he whistles it Colby pinches the bridge of his nose before wiping a hand over his eye and letting it rest there.