DAY 4
Thursday
6:30AM!!!
Woke up just in time to see Verity sliding under the back canvas of the tent!
“Verity! You weirdo, why didn’t you use the door?” I whispered as she sat on the edge of Cassie’s bed.
“I don’t know but it’s harder than it looks!”
“That’s what she said!” mumbled Matilda sitting up in EB’s bed and rubbing her eyes. Verity and I jumped so hard, we fell off the beds.
“Oh my goodness!” I cried dramatically, “Tilda! What have you done with EB?”
“Sorry!” she apologised. “I got hungry and needed a snack! No, we swapped beds at about 11 last night.”
“Why?”
“I was bored and thought you guys would still be awake so I came to your tent, but the one night I come to your tent is the night you guys fall asleep early! But Eva-Blue didn’t like the idea of sharing a bed so she went to my bed.”
20 minutes later
Verity left, this time using the door because she said it was “Easier to go in through that way but out through this way!”
“That’s what she said!” yawned Chris, stretching and rubbing sleep poo from her eyes.
9:15pm
Being the Good Samaritan that she is, EB thought the boys in tent 9 might still be hungry after dinner, so taking another handful of cheddars, she went over to their tent and ripped open the door.
“MORE CHEDDARS FOR YOU!”
Chris, Cassie and I fell about laughing! Sampson and Callum were walking up from the loo block and saw it all happen.
“EB? Seriously? Are you trying to make us fat?”
“Sorry,” said EB, colouring up, “I thought Jasper and Andrew might be hungry!”
That set us all off again, even Sampson and Callum were laughing. Andrew came out the tent and walked over to us.
“Hey, EB!”
“Oh hi, Andrew,” she said as innocently as she could, “What’s up?”
“I don't like cheddars.” He said simply. He raised his arms over her head, revealing the cheddars in his hands, and crushed them. EB shrieked and covered her head with her arms, but too late! Her hair was full of cheddars! We all burst out laughing again.
“YOU DICK!” EB yelled as she ran after him, “YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS AN OVER REACTION! I THOUGHT YOU WERE HUNGRY! COME HERE SO I CAN CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND USE THEM AS TENT DECORATIONS!”
I can honestly say that I have never laughed so much in my entire life!
Half an hour later
EB is unbelievably angry with Andrew. She got back to the tent after her shower, absolutely fuming. She muttered to herself as she got ready for bed and looked daggers at us if she heard us laugh, snort or giggle.
“Um, EB?” Chris sniggered, “Did you know, you have a faint smell of cheddars about you?”
“Yes, thank you Christina!” EB snapped, “I had noticed!” Cassie and I collapsed in minor fits of hysterics.
“You’re all so childish!” EB cried. She leapt onto her bed, wrapped herself in her sleeping bag and fell silent.
10:45pm
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