Drarry One Shots

Stilettos

Inspired by a HP head-cannon  post that I love- I hope ya know which one. If not, just enjoy this!

Harry sighed into his hand while he pushed his food around with a fork. Malfoy had recently gotten away with somehow dying half the Gryffindor's hair green for a week - this included Ron and Harry. Lets just say it was probably the worst week in Hogwarts history (Especially for anyone who dared to comment on it). 

Now he was determined to get him back. Which he was planning to, but for the love of Merlin the ferret would not show up. 

Harry had the spell planned out any and everything! He knew exactly what he wanted to do and was just waiting for the moment that Malfoy walked through the huge doors to the Great Hall.

"Hey Harry, you really should eat that.." Hermione spoke up softly, finally breaking Harry out of his frustrated train of thought. He simply hummed in response and started picking up the squished up food from his plate. He heard Hermione scoff at the mushy mess he was currently digging through.

"Hey 'Mione?" Harry started, waiting for Hermione to meet his eyes "Malfoy was in class today, right?"

She gave him an almost judgemental eyebrow then shrugged "I believe so, you're trying to prank him back aren't you?" She answered his question and jumped into her own with barely a pause

Harry shrugged in return

"Harry! Really, if you must prank him, you should've told me! I would have helped."

He was surprised to say the least, out of the trio, Hermione was the most against breaking rules or pranking others. Though he proceeded to explain his plan to her none the less, receiving thoughtful nods every so often. He had barely finished explaining his plan when the doors burst open, finally revealing the snowy-haired prick himself.

Slowly Harry drew his wand and pointed it at Malfoy's feet, almost whispering the spell he had practiced over and over.

He watched in anticipation as Malfoy's normal shoes turned into 6-inch tall stilettos.

What shocked most people who had watched the boys entrance it that without missing a beat, Draco Malfoy, was full on strutting down the path between Slytherin and Ravenclaw tables. How he pulled it off, no one was sure but he looked like a runway model. The clicking of the heels clearly ringing throughout the building which just annoyed Harry more and more until the finally stopped as Malfoy sat down.

Harry met the Slytherin's eye only to see him smirk slightly then mouth 'nice try, Potter'. 

To this day, the biggest mystery throughout all of Hogwarts, is  the answer to where Draco Malfoy learnt to strut in heels. Still, no one is quite sure what the real answer is.