ANATOMY REVAMP.

5.

11:38

[private chat: jjk + myg]

jjk97: ok so funny story right

mins_pastelgore: is it actually a funny story or will i want to cry and or die (of embarrassment) at the end of it?

jjk97: ok first of all, fucc u

jjk97: we aren't at that point yet where ur allowed to make fun of how awkward n lame i am

jjk97: that's going to take another three years minimum sir so pls restrain for now

mins_pastelgore: haha, ok.

jjk97: n e ways, i decided to go on one of those websites where u could get randomised pictures of nude models right

jjk97: and here i was, finishing sketching this girl n i was all proud of myself so i decided to keep going since i was on a roll

jjk97: when i went to the next picture, lo n behold, one of my best friends right there, a nude model

mins_pastelgore: oh my god, really?

jjk97: YEA IT WAS SO SHOCKING

jjk97: like i knew he was a regular model but i didn't know he was a nude model as well

jjk97: it was like i found out bruce wayne is batman

jjk97: asshole model by day, literal asshole model by night

mins_pastelgore: he didn't tell anybody?

jjk97: he didn't tell me n we r tighter than a prepubescent girl's ,,, braces

mins_pastelgore: braces, huh.

jjk97: not a w o r d

jjk97: so do i make fun of the bitch or do i draw him with his dicc out n stuff

jjk97: y is it actually big wtf f f f he actually radiates lil dick energy

mins_pastelgore: it would be good practice to draw him, but it seems your friend probably didn't want you to see him modelling since he never told you, so maybe don't?

jjk97: OMG i had a brilliant idea

mins_pastelgore: ...really?

jjk97: once again, fucc u, u literally have 2 years n 50 weeks to go

jjk97: so u know what i should do

mins_pastelgore: what?

jjk97: since i've seen his goods i gotta show him mine

jjk97: u kno like pemdas, theyll cancel eachother out

mins_pastelgore: ...or you could just pretend you never saw the picture and continue onto the next model.

jjk97: now see on the one hand that is actually the best course of action n would respectful to him

jjk97: but on the other hand i can watch him get mortified and laugh at him

mins_pastelgore: whatever suits you.

jjk97: lololl

jjk97: how r u btw?

mins_pastelgore: fine, my friend blocked me on twitter last week and when i asked him today why he did, he spewed all this bullshit. i guess i should drop him, but we were close for a while so it really sucks.

jjk97: that's sad )-: screw him tho, real friends don't do that kinda shit

mins_pastelgore: yeah, i figured he wasn't worth it after he got all pissed at me for just asking him a question. whatever though, i have better friends.

jjk97: yesss u go u independent king u don't need to be in relationships with snakes

jjk97: u know what they say, don't trust snakes unless they're gucci

mins_pastelgore: haha, that's a good saying. never heard it.

jjk97: how tf do u have a job on the internet n u are oblivious to online culture. its like. it truly fascinates me

mins_pastelgore: i don't really care to look at other people's accounts besides those of my friends. am i missing out...?

jjk97: i would say yes but as we learned from yesterday's furry fiasco, ur not rly missing out on anything good

jjk97: wait actually ur missing instagram bingos omggg i'll tag u in some bingos u should do

mins_pastelgore: what are those?

jjk97: basically u fill out a bingo sheet based on what applies to u, it's kind of satisfying to see facts about u get u a bingo

jjk97: plus ur audience will be able to learn about u! i know i definitely would be on board for seeing that on ur story

mins_pastelgore: alright. i'll check out the ones you send and see if they're worth it.

jjk97: yes omg i will not disappoint u, u will love them