ANATOMY REVAMP.

14.

19:21

[private chat: jjk + myg]

mins_pastelgore: [sent story]

mins_pastelgore: who is that next to you? you're either way too tall or he's way too short because the height difference is actually very alarming.

jjk97: ah yes that's my friend n resident tragically short midget jimin, y?

mins_pastelgore: don't you hate jimin?

jjk97: no???? where did u get that idea ??

mins_pastelgore: you texted me that one night you got drunk that you hated a person named jimin.

jjk97: ooo ok lol that makes a lot of sense

jjk97: no i don't hate him, i was rly upset at him that one night but he's still one of my besties

jjk97: he was just being rly annoying n i kind of wanted him out of my life for a hot minute but everything is cool now (-:

mins_pastelgore: oh, ok then. what are you congratulating him for?

jjk97: he just performed a solo dance routine he's been practicing for months n he got a standing ovation

jjk97: i teared up i was so proud of my bby (,:

mins_pastelgore: oh? are you two together?

jjk97: EW NO 💀💀

jjk97: he's just a friend n he has a crusty ass bf anyways

jjk97: his boyfriend is the nude model btw

jjk97: i wonder if jimin knows?? maybe should i ruin their relationship

mins_pastelgore: you probably shouldn't.

jjk97: i probably should

jjk97: they deserve it with all their lovey-dovey crap like omg look at this shit

jjk97: [sent story]

jjk97: like who tf needed to see this shit ?? i'll tell u who, NOBODY

mins_pastelgore: that's not all that bad. showing you're proud of your significant other isn't really that annoying for others.

jjk97: well dwn't bro the next post is much worse

jjk97: [sent story]

jjk97: like heart edits of him eating ???? fam why ??????

mins_pastelgore: ok, that's just a bit much. i guess there is an extent to which you can show your affection towards your significant other before it gets bothersome to others.

jjk97: x actly

jjk97: bruh why does nobody make me heart edits when i do something good )-:

jjk97: i want to piss off single normies ))-:

jjk97: like every time i make a half decent drawing all i get is "is that supposed to be [insert some mainstream character here]" when it's clearly [insert obscure character here]

jjk97: i need to buy some lube bc life keeps fuckin me over n it really hurts man 😔✌️

mins_pastelgore: hang on a minute.

jjk97: um alright bro thx for caring bout my feelings 

jjk97: [sent story]

jjk97: OMG

jjk97: YOU ACTUALLY CARED W T F 

jjk97: WHY WOULD U

mins_pastelgore: you said you wished somebody would make you one when you did something well?

jjk97: what did i do well??

mins_pastelgore: hm. you did a good job not messing with your friends' relationship?

jjk97: lol not for long bro ill be ruining their relationship as soon as we done here 

jjk97: ill saunter my way into the gc and spill all the tea absolutely everywhere until the room floods n they die 

mins_pastelgore: well, i guess the heart edit is for being the best relationship destroyer i've met.

jjk97: aw thx i take that with pride <33

jjk97: but thx for actually doing that btw, i really owe ya (-: