ANATOMY REVAMP.

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[group chat: 🔥hotties🔥 oh and jungoo]

jjk97: omg u guys guess what i just did it was the dumbest and most embarrassing shit ever

taeme.my.duck: you always do dumb and embarrassing shit, how the hell am i supposed to guess what you did? it could be anything.

jamminjimin: don't be rude to him tae ):

jamminjimin: but if we're talking honestly, facts

jjk97: ew i actually hate u two so much

taeme.my.duck: that's not what you said in bed last night

jjk97: ur right, i was screamin yeehaw as u rammed into me (-;

taeme.my.duck: oh myYyy god LET THAT GO YOU COCONUT HEADASS IT WILL NEVER BE VALID YOURE ACTUALLY A DUMB FUCK

jjk97: I CAN'T let it go BRO

taeme.my.duck: then do like elsa and fuckin go to the mountains and get hypothermia bro.

taeme.my.duck: ta-ta, bitch

jamminjimin: gguk, what were u going to say  before?

jjk97: it's actually about this yeehaw debate

taeme.my.duck: what do you mean debate? this isn't a fucking debate you literally can't debate cold hard facts

jjk97: k whatever

jjk97: so u know how it took me forever to send that one message

jamminjimin: yeah?

jjk97: yeah, so i accidentally sent it to this professional artist i started talking to recently

jjk97: he seemed super cool n shit but now he probs thinks i'm insane

taeme.my.duck: YOU ARE

jamminjimin: how did he respond to it?

jjk97: i don't want to say

jamminjimin: y not?

jjk97: it will only give tae his satisfaction

jjk97: he agreed that it can't be hot,,,,

taeme.my.duck: see, even the freakiest group of people, artists, can't get off to that shit, it will never be hot. thanks for coming to my ted talk

jamminjimin: if he actually bothered to reply to ur message normally, he probably doesn't think ur insane

jjk97: u think so?

jamminjimin: yeah

jamminjimin: btw who's this artist anyways?

jjk97: i started following him a little bit ago when he appeared in my explore n i stalked him n eventually decided to message him, he was super chill and cool

jamminjimin: that's nice

jjk97: yeah, i really want to talk to him more n get to know him n stuff? he seems like a good person

jamminjimin: go for it (: i'm sure he'll like u a lot after talking to u for a bit

taeme.my.duck: once he realises how fucking crazy and dumb you are, he'll get the fuck out of there

jjk97: thx jimin (:

jjk97: n thanks partner, lookin forward to seein yee again tanight <3 yeehaw, cowboy giddy up (-;

taeme.my.duck: FUCKIN

taeme.my.duck: OFFICER YES THATS THE MESSAGE  R I G H T  T H E R E