ANATOMY REVAMP.

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15:19

[group chat: 🔥hotties🔥 oh and jungoo]

jjk97: ok so first of all

jjk97: tae, u remember how u said i'm ur closest friend n u love me a lot

taeme.my.duck: i've never said that

jjk97: YES U HAVE

jjk97: 2:17 am on october 25th, 2016 at yugyeom's high school graduation party u said "ur my best bro i love u" after taking 3 shots of lemon drops

taeme.my.duck: i don't know man, that sounds like a lot of made up bullshit to me. you aren't cool enough to get invited to a party

jjk97: actually choke n die on my nine incher 

taeme.my.duck: yeah ok kook keep dreaming

taeme.my.duck: why is this even relevant anyways?

jjk97: just pls remember u love me

jjk97: especially if u start to think about performing any illegal actions against me, u love me before anything else

taeme.my.duck: why would i want to bro

jjk97: you'll see bro

jjk97: jimin i have something to tell u

jamminjimin: what is it, gguk?

jjk97: so

jjk97: mayhaps tae is a nude model

jamminjimin: what

taeme.my.duck: what

jjk97: i found a picture of tae doing some nude modelling on the internet

jamminjimin: what??

taeme.my.duck: kook i have no clue what you're talking about

jjk97: i can send the pictures if u want,,,

jamminjimin: yeah ? i kind of want to see because there's no way tae is a nude model

15:27

[private chat: jjk + kth]

taeme.my.duck: ok first of all you're a dead bitch

taeme.my.duck: i will chop off your three incher and slit your throat in your sleep tonight

jjk97: U PROMISED U LOVE ME BEFORE ALL ELSE

taeme.my.duck: not anymore asshole i take all my love back

jjk97: ur love is non refundable !! we had a signed contract

taeme.my.duck: pen on paper won't matter when you're DEAD in less than 24 hours

taeme.my.duck: but seriously jungkook please don't send those pictures to the group chat because i will actually neuter you

taeme.my.duck: how did you even find them?

jjk97: i found them on a nude model website ??

taeme.my.duck: those fuckers told me they wouldn't post the pictures online

jjk97: tae why is it so important to u that u keep this a secret??

taeme.my.duck: because you guys aren't supposed to know about that shit

taeme.my.duck: i'm a college student with no real job and a no sugar daddy, did you think the money i make was just fucking coming out of my ass?

jjk97: i mean, i definitely think that now