ANATOMY REVAMP.

16.

01:48

[private chat: jjk + myg]

mins_pastelgore: hay.

jjk97: hay is for horses bro

mins_pastelgore: oh no, you caught me red handed.

jjk97: better yet red HOOVED

jjk97: put yer hooves in the air neigh-bour, yer under arrest, rudolph!! ya best be hopin yer mane alibi can explain yer horsing around

mins_pastelgore: isn't rudolph a reindeer?

jjk97: put yer hooves in the air where i can see em pinky pie

mins_pastelgore: wrong again, pinky pie is a pony, not a horse.

jjk97: haha u just admitted ur a brony loser B-)) we gottem boys

mins_pastelgore: why would you assume that?

jjk97: no normal male would happen to know whether pinky pie is a pony or a horse, let alone even know who pinky pie is

mins_pastelgore: doesn't that also make you a brony?

jjk97: uM

mins_pastelgore: checkmate, loser.

jjk97: weLl since we both basically admitted we were bronies this convo isn't going to be terribly awkward

jjk97: and a simple google search told me ponies are just small horses so it doesn't even matter what she is bc either way i'm right !!

mins_pastelgore: well, in my defence, i'm just a horse with a walnut sized brain. can you really blame me for being factually inaccurate?

jjk97: sjjdkaks i guess not

jjk97: so anyways, what did you need?

mins_pastelgore: not much, it was just getting a little bit lonely in my horse stall.

jjk97: ok just so ur aware, don't oversaturated that joke too much bc it'll get old quick n i won't be deliriously cacklin at ur messages for long 

mins_pastelgore: noted.

mins_pastelgore: so really, i just wanted to talk to you, that's all.

jjk97: oh ok ppft

jjk97: i totally should of listened to u about the Nude Model Mess ™ ))-:

mins_pastelgore: did you actually try destroying their relationship?

jjk97: mayhaps i did n it wasn't too great

mins_pastelgore: i told you not to do it, it was obvious nothing good would come from doing that.

jjk97: well in my defense i'm just a dumb bunbun with a walnut sized brain. can u rly blame me for thinking it would be funny ?

mins_pastelgore: haha, cute. what ended up happening with your friends' relationship?

jjk97: apparently his nude model bf didn't want jimin to know n he got really mad at me so i had to basically tell jimin i was messing with him

jjk97: it's odd tho, jimin finds nude modelling kinda disgusting ?

mins_pastelgore: how come?

jjk97: he said the concept of having ur body completely exposed to strangers who could be creeps makes him super uncomfortable

mins_pastelgore: huh, i guess that makes sense.

mins_pastelgore: personally, i think nude modelling is the best part of art.

jjk97: why's that?

mins_pastelgore: i like to be able to see and depicting people in their most vulnerable state. it's a very personal kind of expression of the self and one of the rarest things to see in a person. nude modelling just happens to be society's most accepted way of being able to witness people in that type of state, so i find it to be very valuable towards my art cause.

jjk97: y couldn't i have been that sophisticated n hit jimin back with that shit >:-c

jjk97: so that's y ur art has such a different vibe than every other artist i've seen, u literally go out of ur way to show people in their most vulnerable state woahhhHh !!

mins_pastelgore: haha, yeah. i find it to be the most beautiful and pure form of humanity. vulnerability expresses the deepest fears a person which brings out who they truly are through their emotional expression. it's fascinating.

mins_pastelgore: i think one day i'd like to depict you in your most vulnerable state, jungkook.

jjk97: ok

jjk97: if this is ur way of asking me to strip down naked for u

jjk97: i'd be more than happy but i'm bound to my religion that says no dicc piccs until after marriage

jjk97: so i guess rain check until i get a lover )-:

mins_pastelgore: so never...?

jjk97: i actually hate u

mins_pastelgore: really?

jjk97: yea it didn't sound that convincing to me either lolol