ANATOMY REVAMP.

11.

12:45

[group chat: 🔥hotties🔥 oh and jungoo]

taeme.my.duck: kook, bro, are you good? did you get home safe?

jjk97: yeah i'm good

jjk97: i have the worst headache ever tho omg

taeme.my.duck: i'm glad you're safe, i was worried for you

jjk97: dw everything is chill i'm perfectly fine

jamminjimin: what happened?

jjk97: nothing happened

jjk97: i was just a little drunk

taeme.my.duck: in what world is "a little" seven glasses

jamminjimin: jeongguk?? y were u drunk??

jjk97: bc i went to a bar?

jjk97: jimin, u do realise i am of age, right? i'm allowed to drink

jamminjimin: i know, i'm just surprised

jamminjimin: u never drink

jjk97: well idk i just felt like drinking last night

taeme.my.duck: yugyeom told me you were so fucking shitfaced it was actually insane

taeme.my.duck: apparently you, the most romantically awkward person i've ever met, tried flirting with your dorm's RA when he yelled at you for being too loud

taeme.my.duck: and by flirting, yugyeom told me you went, "does RA stand for realistically attractive? because bro there's no way you can be an RA you're like.... unrealistically incredibly attractive like what the actual fuck can we bang or something"

jjk97: omg nOooO i didn't what did he say ??

taeme.my.duck: apparently the RA gave you no reply so you insisted on giving him your number

jjk97: omfg i actually want to die i'm transferring to a college across the globe n will never have a sip of alcohol ever again

taeme.my.duck: nono you haven't heard the catch yet

taeme.my.duck: your dumbass apparently gave him my phone number so now i have some RA from your uni in my messages telling me he has a girlfriend but he would lowkey be chill with experimenting something with me

jjk97: WTF OMG

jjk97: tae i am so sorry

taeme.my.duck: why are you sorry i could totally get a good fuck out of this

jamminjimin: tae, you do realise you have a boyfriend and he happens to be in this chat

taeme.my.duck: oh shit you're right my b

taeme.my.duck: would my boyfriend be happy with making our relationship an open relationship? i love him, by the way <3

jamminjimin: ur boyfriend will have to think about it, and he loves u more

jjk97: ew w w actually get a room bye

taeme.my.duck: we have a room but you happen to be in it, so bye

jjk97: k well adios thottitos 💃🏻💃🏻

jjk97: i'm gonna go to a less cheesy room

taeme.my.duck: a depressing singles group chat?

jjk97: well i was gonna say a vegan convention but that works too

jjk97: gtg hang out with cow juice h8rs, l8rz !1!