ANATOMY REVAMP.

8.

05:13

[group chat: 🔥hotties🔥 oh and jungoo]

jjk97: i don't mean to alarm n e body but i did something stupid

jjk97: regarding my moderate to severe anti-straight characteristics

jjk97: my straightn't side

jamminjimin: dont u mean gay..?

jjk97: shh don't say the word that will make the feelings deep inside feel validated to just come flooding out

taeme.my.duck: wait were we supposed to think you were straight i never got that memo, shit

taeme.my.duck: i am so stunned😮😮! from the deepest part of my heart😱❤️! wowza! i never saw this coming🤯, zoinks🤪! but i fully accept you 😘😚😊 jungkook because i love you for who you are 🤗👬✊

taeme.my.duck: actually who am i kidding who did you think you were fooling

jjk97: shut up u bag of balls NOBODY WANTS

taeme.my.duck: what kind of insult-

jjk97: a good one bro don't deny ur quaking

taeme.my.duck: i'm really not bro

jjk97: well bro fuck u n ur crusty bag of balls

jjk97: anyways !!!

jjk97: that artist i was talking about the other day posted a picture of himself and he's suppppppperrrr hot my bussy is out here dripping

taeme.my.duck: shit like "my bussy is dripping" is why we knew from the get-go you were really fucking gay like what moderately straight man would ever

jjk97: ryan reynolds would n he's very straight

taeme.my.duck: he's actually married please stop

jamminjimin: ew gguk tmi with that info about the artist /:

jjk97: no jimin u don't understand

jjk97: he has a good personality, can deal with my bullshit, actually has decent conversations with his audience so it shows he doesn't think he's above us, n he's a good artist. that was enough to begin with

jjk97: but then he hits me with this super attractive shit??? LIKE

jjk97: i was just looking for a bro but i think i found a bae

taeme.my.duck: never say that again, thank you

jjk97: u 👉👉 r my 🖐 bae boo 😍😍😩 my only bae boo 🤗🤗😘😜 u make my bussy drip 🍆💦💦😩 when days r straight 🙈🙁😔💏 ull never know bae 😰😓 how much i pin after u 😍😊😚✊ pls don't go 👀😭 u make me super g*y👬👨‍❤️‍👨💥😫😩😩😘😚😛😎

taeme.my.duck: you actually censored it what the actual fuck

jjk97: can't let the anti-bro shit feel validated >:[

taeme.my.duck: you are the absolute worst, i hope this guy can fuck out before he's stuck with your ugly, crazy ass forever

jamminjimin: gguk, i'm super happy ur bonding with this guy and everything

jamminjimin: but i rly hope u aren't serious about what u were saying

jjk97: what? how come?

jamminjimin: well yeah he can be nice to u and everything but he's still nothing but just a stranger on the internet

jamminjimin: he can be a catfish or an online predator for all u know

jjk97: hes not tho lol

jamminjimin: u don't know for sure. talking to him and everything is perfectly fine bc that's all safe, but please don't give him any personal information

jamminjimin: and please don't engage in an online relationship with this total stranger, like i said before, he could be a catfish or an online predator

jjk97: he's not jimin wtfff lmao

jjk97: y do u care anyways? i was literally just joking he doesn't even like me like that

jjk97: calm ur tits man

jamminjimin: i'm just worried for u since u like him, gguk

jjk97: i appreciate that a lot, but seriously dw i can take care of myself n make my own decisions

jjk97: i'm not a child

jamminjimin: i know,,,

jamminjimin: im sorry, i just want u to be safe

jamminjimin: i don't want u to make impulsive decisions just based on this guy's looks

jjk97: jfc do u rly think i'm that shallow?

jjk97: he's genuinely a good guy and it literally doesn't even matter bc like i said before, it was just a joke

jamminjimin: alright, if u say so i guess

jjk97: wtf do u actually not trust me?

jamminjimin: gguk, i do trust u, it's just this guy could be dangerous u rly don't know with the internet

jjk97: he's not dangerous and i am being safe, calm the fuck down. i won't actually do anything.

jamminjimin: i don't know, gguk, u can be very impulsive sometimes and make bad decisions

jjk97: omfg

jjk97: do u rly think i'm that dumb? i can think for myself, jimin, whether u think so or not. i don't need u holding my hand all the time.

jjk97: u know what? im gonna go to bed, i've had enough of ur shit. goodnight.

jamminjimin: gguk u know i didn't mean it like that

jjk97: sure. goodnight, jimin.

taeme.my.duck: damnnnn

taeme.my.duck: babe you really did it this time

jamminjimin: but you understand why i'm worried, right?

taeme.my.duck: of course. kook just thinks you're attacking him and doubting his judgment skills

jamminjimin: but i wasn't

taeme.my.duck: i know, you have every right to be worried about this other guy and you're right that he can be dangerous. kook just took what you were saying the wrong way, especially since he clearly likes this dude

taeme.my.duck: just give him some time, don't worry about it too much

taeme.my.duck: he should be fine by tomorrow

jamminjimin: ok,, i hope so

taeme.my.duck: i know the perfect thing to cheer you up, mario kart !!

jamminjimin: u know what?? i'm actually super happy rn!! don't worry about me, babe (: !!

taeme.my.duck: why do you guys NEVER want to play mario kart with me

jamminjimin: u get too intense

taeme.my.duck: it's a fucking intense game jimin you just aren't taking it seriously