jjk97: jfc it's so early !! y r u messaging me?? people are asleep at these fucking hours
mins_pastelgore: it's nine am? that's not too early.
jjk97: yes it fucking is, no normal human being should ever be awake at these hours
mins_pastelgore: you're awake right now, though.
jjk97: i never implied i'm normal 😎
jjk97: nor did i imply i'm human
jjk97: u better be careful with ur bold assumptions bro bc when i show up to the convention as a full bodied octopus u better accept me for who i am
mins_pastelgore: ok, ill promise to accept your exterior not matter how odd you may appear.
jjk97: xo xo xo xo xo xo xo xo
jjk97: a pair written by each of my tentacles <33
mins_pastelgore: so, how's japan so far?
jjk97: i didn't do much yesterday, just got settled into my apartment and caught up with a few friends
jjk97: but it's convention day !!
jjk97: so lots of exciting shit will happen today :-D
jjk97: my tentacles are tingling with excitement
jjk97: r u excited?
mins_pastelgore: mostly nervous right now, but yes, i am excited. i look forward to getting to see you.
jjk97: same dude!!!
jjk97: how come ur nervous?
mins_pastelgore: presenting your art on the internet is a lot different than presenting it in person. on the internet, you get written reactions to your art which is much different from getting physical reactions. it's just makes me nervous to see how people look when they see my art.
jjk97: oooo
jjk97: well bro it'll be a-ok
jjk97: everybody will love ur art the mostest n ill fight anybody who looks at it weirdly
mins_pastelgore: do you even know how to fight?
jjk97: uM yeAH
jjk97: i'd hit em with a knuckle straight to the jaw n then follow up with an uppercut
jjk97: maybe bring some keys too just to seal the deal you feel
mins_pastelgore: um, i suppose i feel? i doubt you would be able to perform such a moderately challenging combo, though.
jjk97: hmu when somebody insults u n ill be delivering better combos than chun-li
mins_pastelgore: ok, will do. you better stay true to your word and give me a street fighter level fight.
jjk97: bro street fighter will be out of business by the time i throw fists
mins_pastelgore: dream on.
mins_pastelgore: at what time will you arrive at the convention?
jjk97: probably an hour after it opens
jjk97: u know, i gotta be fashionably late
jjk97: finna pull up in a limo and step out in a real fur coat drenched upon my scaled shoulders, ray-bans over my beautiful eyes, n those ridiculously expensive balenciagas over each one of my tentacles
jjk97: n people would go "omg !!! i saw u in that one tentacle hentai vid !!!"
jjk97: n i'd be all "B-)) yup, i'm a pornhub influencer ,, but i gotta tell u tho, these clothes don't do this body any justice of what u saw"
mins_pastelgore: just so you're aware, if you truly want to live out that octopus high life you would be buying four pairs of balenciagas.
jjk97: with beauty comes pain
jjk97: and boy oh boy let me tell you, does my bank account feel that first hand
jjk97: she suffers a great deal
jjk97: press F to pay respect
mins_pastelgore: F-
mins_pastelgore: -uck no.
jjk97: u degenerate
jjk97: i'll have u sued for pirating clips i stared in
jjk97: n after these attractive cephalopod eyes r freed from beneath my versace sunglasses, they'll believe anything these eyes tell em
jjk97: an octopus with the grace of its kind but the seduction skills of an incubus
jjk97: so good luck in court babe <3
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