...Tiger zinda hai...
This book is still alive.
Late update?? Han bhai ho gayi deri. Acha content lane mein time to lagta hai na?? Samajha karo mitro. Samajh gaye na?? Good. Logo ko tumhari tarah samajhdar hona chahiye.
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That empty house remember?
Uski saaf safai chal rahi hai...praful, daya and jethalal inspecting from compound...
Praful: Are are bhai aaram se, aaram se karo.
Daya: samdhi ji, aap itni takleef kyun kar rahe hai.
Ultimately dono parivaaro main to shaadi ki baat pohonch hi gayi...
Praful: samdhan jiiiiiiiiiiiii. Isme takleef ki kya baat hai. Ab to hum ek hi hone wale hai.
Jethalal (chokes): kya bola?
Praful: mera matlab hai parivaar. Humare parivaar to ek hi hone wale hai. Kyun aapko kya laga?😕
Jethalal: nahi kuch nahi. Mujhe bhi parivaar hi laga, iske alawa aur kya lag sakta hai.
Praful: ache se safai karna ghar ki, daya ben ke bhai aa rahe hai.
Jethalal😑😑: dekho to harak padoddo ne, inko badi utaval hai
Jethalal (in his mind): Ye bapuji bhi na, kya jaldi hai jugnu ki shaadi karane ki. Or chalo thik hai karni hai to karni hai, par iss parivaar me? Inse zyada normal family to humari hai. Mein to apne jugnu ki shaadi Sharma ji ki beti Ananya se karwana chahta tha. Kitna sanskari parivaar hai.
[Me: beta ghar se bhaag gaya phir bhi sanskari😒. Beti bhaagti to?]
Par ab bapuji se kaun bahas kare. Jaava do ni (leave it), apni hi kabr kyun khodni. Lekin ye saaala mera. Bapuji ko use bhejne ki kya zarurat thi.
Jethalal drags daya in a corner.
Jethalal: Daya sach sach batana. Mere kitne saale hai?
Daya: lo...aapko ye bhi nahi pata?. Jugnu ke papa...jugnu ke papa (shakes head) ek hi to saala hai aapka, karodo me ek hai mera veera sundar. (Goes in her dreamland)
Jethalal(slaps head): ye saale ki behen phir chali gayi. Ohh (claps in front of her face) aa jaiye, aa jaiye, wapas aa jaiye. Apne sundardayapur se wapas aa jaiye.
Daya: aa gayi aa gayi wapas aa gayi.
Jethalal: han to vo mujhe pata hai mera iiiiiiiiiklota (iklota ke 'i' ko khenchte hue) saala, karodo me kyun, arabo me ek hai. Pure brahmaand (universe) me esa piece kahin nahi milega. Bhagwan ne use banane k baad, uski production line hi band kar di.
Jignesh enters.
Jignesh: su wat che papa (wow papa). Taaref karna to koi aapse sikhe.
Jethalal: beta tere mama hai hi itne kaabil, ki na chahte hue bhi taaref muh se nikal hi jaati hai.
Daya: ab aap ese hi mere veera sundar ki tareefe karte rahenge to me jaun. Mujhe mere bhai ki aane ki taiyaari karni hai. (Excited)
Daya starts to leave but jethalal drags her back.
Jethalal: oh harak padoddi. kahan jaa rahi hai, pehle mere sawaal ka jawab to de. Agar tera karodo me ek veera sundar nahi to phir ye bhai kaunsa hai tera?
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