Mission Shaadi Todo:
PLAN II - Muhurat
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Few days later~
At secret hide-out...
Eveybody was present...
Jignesh😢😢: locha ho gaya.
Happy😒😒: Kuch to naya bola kar be!!
Shreya😦😦: Guys news sach me buri hai...
Jimin: Kya hua?
Jignesh: bade log pandit ko bula rahe hai...
Naman😨😨: Ae tum log pandit ka naam mat lo yaar. Mujhe bure sapne aate hai.
Sanjay😬😬: This is what you deserve!!
Ssaara: It's okay naman ji. Hota hai hota hai.
Happy to himself😨😨: Koi mujhe maar dalo!! Naman JI???
Tanay😕😕: Pandit ko kyun bula rahe hai vaise??
Shreya: Muhurat ke liye.
Manisha: Shaadi ki date fix karne ke liye.
Kiran😱😱: BAAT ITNI AAGE POHONCH GAYI??
Sanjay😠😠: Thoda dheere bol yaar. My ears are precious.
Ananya😞😞: Kaun hai akhir ye pandit? (Thinks hard)
Mrunal😦😦: Anu? Tu kya soch rahi hai? (Laughs nervously)
Ananya😏😏: Dimaag me ek plan aa raha hai. (Smirks)
Ssaara😕😕: Aur vo kya hai?
Ananya: Ssaara ek baat bata!
Ssaara: ji?
Ananya: Tumhare bhai ki friend makeup artist hai na?
Ssaara: Han hai to. Kyun?
Yogi: We don't have time for kya, kyun. Lets execute the plan.
Ananya: Thank you so much yogi. Tujhe jaan kar khushi hogi, iss plan me tera bohot bada haat hai. Nahi nahi teri puri body hai.
Yogi: 😱😱😱mein??
Everyone is confused.
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Abeer is doing the most difficult job of this world in his friends saloon. Jobless-giri.
A beautiful girl walks upto him.
Girl😊😊: Hi Handsome.
Abeer😀😀: Hey beautiful. (Smiles)
(Tries to sit beside him)
Girl: I am Anushka. Umm...you mind if i sit here?
Abeer😑😑: Aadha to beth hi chuki hain, pura hi beth jaiye. (smiles innocently) i am abeer. Aapse milke bohot acha laga. (Sigh) sach bolta hun din bhar ki thakaan utar gayi.
Friend in corner while working on customer's hair:
Aditi😑😑: Nautanki saala. Din bhar se ek inch bhi nahi hila, aur thakaan chadi hai.
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