I AM BANANA HOO HEE HAH HAH HOO HEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHE HA HOOO SHABIDOODAHTOOLOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVOCADOOOOOOOOOOOO SHABADOO WAH WAHHH
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard.
YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY TOE,
MITOSIS, MITOSIS
OR
YOU'RE SUCH A HAIRY TOE
I SHAVE TOES, I SHAVE TOES
KIKI, DO YOU DRINK PEE
'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS
SO OH VERY VERY HEALTHY UNLIKE ME
I DON'T DRINK PEE, BUT I WANT TO
DO YOU HAVE YELLOW OR CLEAR PEE PEE
Okay I'm done(for now)
Once upon a thyme(yes I meant to write thyme), there was a king. His name was Billy Bob Boopity Batoo, and he loved alliteration. He also never seemed to have enough thyme. But then his long lost mother came and uttered three fateful words:
"I am your mother."
He laughed and told her off. "I'm the Lion King, you fool. And you are not my mother."
His mother gave him a once over and rolled her eyes as she s. "The Lion King? More like the lyin king." *cues why you always lyin*
The End.
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO BAD I'M SO SORRY I NEED TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER
I'VE SAID THIS A LOT AND I STILL HAVEN'T DONE IT AHHHH
YOU ARE READING
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HumorThe title. Warning: very cringy, not a good example of how to act or what to do- and please do not ever, ever try to replicate whatever dynamics or asdkjlf; is going on in the relationships featured This is just here to take tropes I've seen or ra...
