So my previous chapters have been pretty weird... but I'll admit this one might make people wince and go "EWW"... so prepare yourselves.
Aladdin: A WHOLE NEW WORLDDD
Me: WHY ARE THERE THREE D'S IN "WORLD"
Aladdin: A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW
NO ONE TO TELL US NO
Me: ALWAYS HAVE CONSENT
Aladdin: OR WHERE TO GO
Me: DON'T GO TO THIS CHAPTER IF YOU'RE NOT OK WITH WEIRD-AF-NASTY(ISH)NESS...
Aladdin: OR SAY WE'RE ONLY DREAMING
Me: IT'S A WET DREAM ISN'T IT... I SEE YOU DISNEY o_o
And with that said... go on and read if you're ok with weird-af-nasty(ish)ness...that's not a word...
Ryder finally stopped the motorcycle, and I caught my breath, immediately moving my arms away from his waist. He swept his fingers through his luscious strands... but not the strands hair you're thinking of...
I scrunched up my nose in disgust. "What the fuck?? You tell me to get on that monster" I pointed to his motorcycle, "say where you're bringing me is a surprise, and the first thing you do when you arrive is shove your hand in your pants to comb your pubes??"
He shrugged. "They were tangled."(for those of you who don't know, Tangled is a disney movie)
My eyes widened. "I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE A DISNEY FAN!"
Ryder grinned, pulled out a mini fan and placed it on his head. "That I am." Then he broke out in song. "AND I'LL KEEP WONDERING, AND WONDERING, AND WONDERING, AND WONDERING"
"WHEN WILL MY LIFE BEGIN" I sang with him in harmony.
We both didn't know the rest of the lyrics, so we fell silent. Ryder coughed. "Anyway, I brought you to a waterfall."
Now that I was paying attention, I could hear a loud gushing sound... "MY GOLLY! WHO PISSES THAT LOUD??"
At my outburst, he gave me a blank stare.
Uh-oh... is he going to shove me off the waterfall? At that thought, I immediately began to say some random things I would end up regretting later. "Oh no, I'm too young to die! My butt itches a lot and I haven't even gotten the chance to scratch it... " I shook my head rapidly. "No, no, don't do this to me."
Ryder continued to give me a strange look.
Then I backed myself up against a tree and proceeded to vigorously scratch it against it until it no longer itched, and I believed I had gotten a few splinters in my skin. "Ahh, there we go. You can push me off the waterfall now."
"... what?"
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HumorThe title. Warning: very cringy, not a good example of how to act or what to do- and please do not ever, ever try to replicate whatever dynamics or asdkjlf; is going on in the relationships featured This is just here to take tropes I've seen or ra...
