Episode 14
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama The Comeback! We've reached the final 5! Tyler the flop trying to not be one, Courtney her redemption season, Heather the villain, Jo and Eva the power team! Who will be eliminated? Will it be an female final 4? Find out now on TOTAL DRAMA THE COMEBACK!
(The camera goes to the boys cabin)
Tyler: So it's just me now... all by myself... listen camera dude come here, I want to have a conversation with you since you know I'm all by myself
Camera man: Alright
Tyler: To the people watching how have I been? Like was it fun to watch me this season? Honestly if it wasn't than I'm sorry I let you down... but let's do this thing and pick up a win! Anyways Camera dude how is it like working for Chris?
Camera man: If I say it I'd get fired so...
Tyler: I see... I see... is this like the worst job ever?
Camera man: Nah, That would belong to his interns they go to the hospital like everyday
Tyler: Oh
Camera man: Yeah... well I got to go I have to record the girls cabin now
Tyler: Alright see ya
*Confessional Tyler: It sucks sleeping alone sure I do it at home all the time! It's like when my sister has a sleep over all her friends come over... it's just like that*
(The camera cuts to the girls cabin)
Heather: So Tyler's alone in his stupid cabin now?
Jo: Yep he's the only boy left
Heather: I would feel bad but I don't he brought his on himself
Courtney: Did he really now? It's not like gender matters honestly it's just what part you have between your legs? And if your chest/thighs is big or not like honestly it's not a big deal?
Eva: If It were only that easy
Jo: If it were that easy we wouldn't be sitting here talking about it
Heather: Exactly, now let's not turn this into a huge thing now
Courtney: Whatever, I still feel bad for him
Jo: I don't
Eva: Same Jo, he dug his own grave now he is sitting in it
Courtney: Whatever I'm going to talk to him
Heather: Ok you do you I guess
Jo: Make sure he isn't changing first! You wouldn't want to see something that small this early in the morning
Eva: I get what your trying to say but that made 0 sense, you shouldve said the joke better like who cares if they see something small in the morning
Jo: Whatever Atleast I tried but you get it!
Courtney: ... you people are so weird and nasty
Heather: I got something to do too...
Courtney: Whatever...
(Heather and Courtney walk out of the girls cabin)
Heather: Courtney follow me
Courtney: Why...
Heather: It's important follow me!
Courtney: Uhh ok...
(They go back behind the girls cabin)