Spike, The Mary Sue To End All Mary Sues

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I'm just gonna start doing bad OC reviews for Creepypasta. My thoughts will be in bold.

This girl, neko, thing's(?) name is Spike. Edgy.

"This is my new CreepyPasta OC Spike lawl ^_^ This takes place in my AU where everyone is 15-16 :3"
"Lawl?" Are you serious? This is already bad. I want to cry right now and we're not even a quarter in. And what the heck is this "everyone is 15-16" AU? Let me guess, you ship Spike with a popular Pasta, don't you?

"Story: She was born in the Leaf Village (just like Reese's o wo) When Spike was four, her mom was killed! She was so young, she couldn't defend her, and it haunts her forever u_u She had no one to take care of her, so her uncle took care of her but little did she know, her uncle was a scientist and he experimented on her to make her able to defend herself if something were to happen to him (so sad Q_Q) She trained herself to become stronger and she lost control of her strength; she temporarily went unstable and killed her uncle q_q She then swore to try her best and protect her loved ones!"
First of all, what the heck is a Leaf Village? Of course her mom was killed, because there can't ever be parents that are alive in Creepypasta. Also, she just HAD to become so powerful that she lost control of her strength, became unstable (it's actually became instead of went) and killed her uncle.

"Characteristics: She's very kawaii and short XD Some CreepyPastas like Jeff, Ben Drowned, Slenderman, Eyeless Jack, Masky and Laughing Jack find her super kawaii lul. She's like a big ane-chan to Sally and they are always together like family uwu She is stronger than she looks. Don't underestimate her! >_<  Her and Jeff really like eachother >///> She denies being attracted to him when they're infront of the other Creepypastas because she doesn't want to admit that she likes a boy(she thinks boys are a waste of time ._.), but they're such a cute couple! XD"
Why kawaii and short? WHY? It destroys the OC. Obviously, she has the boys drooling all over her, thinking she's super cute!

Please stop using Japanese words and anime terms in your OC's bio. It's really annoying. No one (except people in Japan) go around saying "Ane-Chan!" or "Baka." I'm getting tired of all the XDs and UWUs.

Then there is the classic "stronger than she looks" trope. I don't have a problem with this trope when it is used with good characters (for example Lizzy Midford and Undertaker From Black Butler). But when applied to a character like this, it just makes it worse.

The ships are starting to get to me. I WANT TO RIP MY FREAKING EYES OUT AND DOUSE THEM IN BLEACH. Also, why does Spike have to tsundere?
It's so overused and done to death.

"Unstable Form: She  has different types on her Unstable form owo; One when she gets mad, when she gets sad, or scared o u o The current Unstable form in the picture is when she gets mad o_O; (she kills people when she's mad XD) She kills people with her nails and slashes them o_o (Her name is Slasher when in Unstable mode) Jeff finds it sexy when she goes unstable but then she shoots the spikes out of her body and scares him XD Her hair gets longer and a lot of her color scheme changes to bright colors *o*"
You know what, I'm not even going to comment on this. I'm speechless.

"Quotes: "I'm not cute!" "Screw you... >///>" "Why won't you just die?!" "Stahp Jeff o_o" "Don't make me mad..Seriously. >_>" "Your blood tastes like chocolate ^_^ Teehee!~~ Now die :3" "Baka.."
Guys, I could literally cry right now. It's so bad. All of these quotes are so annoying, also.

That was a doozy!
Rating : The OC world has gone to hell/10

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