Just One Night

Awkward

Time seemed to stand still as the two men stared at one another.

One stayed calm and collected while the other growled angrily while fiddling with his belt.

"What are you looking at?" The obviously embarrassed man growled.

Sans faltered momentarily, fighting his shock at having walked in on the mayor having sex, with a man no less! Well, not that it was a big deal, he couldn't care less about other people's sexualities. It was just ironic that the mayor, the most 'upstanding citizen' in Ebbot City would be caught at a nightclub having sex with a man. Especially when he spent the majority of the day practically eye-humping women.

Maybe he was bi?

"I won't repeat myself. What are you looking at!?" David hissed, getting more frustrated by the second. Pausing momentarily to wipe his mouth with the back of his hand.

Obviously he didn't expect to be caught. But by god this was the funniest day of his life!

Sans couldn't stop himself, he chuckled softly at first, building until he was practically gasping for air as he hunched over holding his stomach.

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?" David bristled again, his anger making his face break out in red, splotchy patches all over his face.

When Sans could finally catch his breath, he stared straight into the mayor's eyes, tears of laughter falling from his cheeks, "Just the mayor wiping his mouth after a quickie in a gross club bathroom!"

David advanced towards him, body wracked with angered shaking, "If you breathe so much as a word about this I'll have you locked up faster than you can say 'mercy'!"

Sans only laughed harder, tears leaking from closed lids, "'Mercy', huh? Funny enough I was thinking it'd be more like, "uhhh.. ahhhhh~!" He laughed after mimicking the mayor and his lover.

David reared an arm back, moving fast for someone so heavy, and swung without another thought. Unfortunately, Sans was faster, catching his fist in his grasp. The mayor grunted, his face completely red with fury, and attempted to pry his hand from Sans' grip. The skeleton-turned-human smiled statistically before clenching harder, making David gasp in pain. When he attempted to strike once more, Sans grabbed his other fist and squeezed roughly, pressing dangerously upon his fragile bones.

David held back a scream as Sans slowly applied more and more pressure until his hands felt like they were going to shatter. Furious tears pooled in his eyes as he glared at the scrawny man holding him captive, "Unhand me at once. If you don't I'll make your life hell! You think your punk ass has it hard now, wait until you're thrown into jail. Maximum security would suit you well you broke, bum bitch!"

Sans inwardly smiled and allowed his grip to ease slightly, not enough for escape to be plausible, but enough to feign considering his offer. After a few moments, Sans used his full strength to crush one of the mayor's hands, smiling sadistically as he screamed in pain while simultaneously making it worse with his forceful struggles to get away.

"You've already made my life hell."

The mayor didn't have a chance to comprehend what had been said as Sans' skull crashed into his with such force that he fell to the floor in agonizing pain, allowing Sans time to slip out of the dingy bathroom and blend in with the dancing patrons. Stumbling momentarily, he gripped his forehead gently, a slight pain spreading through it. Although he didn't regret headbutting the arrogant bastard, it certainly did nothing to stop the slight ache. With a scoff, he turned and maneuvered his way out of the club since the mayor had already caught him. No sense in lingering any longer after his cover was blown. For now, he would simply observe the alley, hoping the mayor would leave soon.