Kenny × Reader

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Things you need to know
•Y/N = Your Name
•L/N = Last Name
•F/C = Fabric Color
•You and Kenny and the boys are 17

LAST WARNING! THINGS ARE VERY INAPPROPRIATE!

You were in class, ignoring Mr. Garrison because he was teaching math which you hated math.
You sighed and leaned back in your chair, looking around until someone caught your eye. It was Kenny. One of your good friends. You've always had a crush on him ever since you guys met, which was in 6th grade. You try to give him hints and flirt but he never got the idea.
You started to zone out, thinking dirty thoughts about you and him until something took you out of Dreamland. It was Mr. Garrison. You looked
at him quickly
"God damnit, Y/N! Will you stop looking at Kenny and fucking pay attention to what I'm teaching?!"
You blushed deeply and looked at everyone. They were all giggling and laughing at you then Cartman chuckled and smirked "Aww, Kenny, did you hear that? It seems Y/N was staring youuuu." Kenny blushed and looked at you.
You growled and looked at Cartman "Shut the fuck up!"
"Hey! I don't want to hear that cussing in my classroom! If I hear it again, you're going up to the counselor's office!"
You groaned out of embarrassment and banged your head down on the desk. "Okay class, let's proceed." He continued teaching but people were still giggling.

~timeskip to lunch~

You walked with your class to lunch, Stan's and Craig's gang giving you glares and whispering things to each other.
You got your food and walked over to a table, sighing then you heard a someone yell your name "Hey Y/N! Why don't you come sit with us?" You turn around to find that Clyde was offering you to sit with him and the rest of Craig's and Stan's gang.
You nodded a little and walked over to the table and sat down nervously, looking at them.
Stan looked at you "So.. Y/N, we all were going to go to Cartman's house and play a game. Do you wanna join? His mom isn't going to be homeee~" he wiggled his eyebrows up and down. You just shrugged "Sure."
He smiled "Great! We're going to be there around 3:44."

~timeskip~

When you got home, it was 3:40. You quickly told your mom that you and your friend was studying then you hurried up and put your F/C jacket and hat on then black boots and ran to Cartman's house.
When you got there, you knocked on the door. Token answered "Hey Y/N! Come in." He smiled and pulled me inside.
Everyone was in a circle, looking at me.
Cartman smirked a little "Hey, we're playing truth or dare."
Token took you over to them and forced you to sit down by Kenny then sat down by you, you were blushing uncontrollably. Stan looked at you "Okay, I was my turn. Truth or Dare Y/N?"
You chuckled and smirked "I ain't no pussy so dare." Your blush faded away.
Cartman whispered something to Stan then he nodded and smirked a little "I dare you to give the person you would most likely date a lap dance."
You crossed your arms and looked at Cartman "Asshole.." you mumbled and got up and looked at Kenny then sat on his lap and gave him a lap dance.

Kenny:

OH MY GOD! SHES GIVING ME A LAP DANCE! Y/N L/N IS GIVING ME A LAP DANCE! I CANT BELIEVE IT! SHES MY BIGGEST CRUSH AND IT TURNS OUT MY CRUSH WOULD MOST LIKELY DATE ME!
All the boys were laughing "Ooooooooh~" they all said
Y/N looked at them, growling "Shut up! You guys are just mad because you ain't the ones getting a lap dance!" She looked at me and kept doing it. I felt myself getting hard. Damn it. My boner started to poke her thigh. She turned red and whispered to me "I-Is that thing that's poking me what I think it is..?"
I smirked at her "Maaaybeee~"
All the boys laughed again "Oooh~ Kenny's got a bonerrr~"
Cartman laughed "Get a room guys!"
I look at him and smirked "Okay, we'll do it in YOUR mom's room." I pick Y/N up and took her to the Cartman's mom's room, locking it.
Cartman tensed and growled "Kenny!!!"

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