(Y/N) (L/N) is a man who has lived for thousands of years and has walked the paths of both the Jedi and the sith. He now walks a brand new path to A Whole New World full of monsters and soon to come friends and foes.
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(Y/n): *Groan* Oh lord have Mercy HK97 are you still online?
HK97: Yes I'm still online I just suffered some cosmetic damage nothing I can patch up.
(Y/n): Good could you please check our Galactic coordinates or something while I pop my arm back into its socket *POP* AHHHHHH!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF THE SITH'ARI THAT HURT!!!!!
( inhale- exhale)......
(Y/n's mind): you guys ok?
Darth celleus: well besides the fact that I fell down and maybe bruised my coccyx I'm fine.
Xo-zeion: I'm fine just a little dizzy.
(Y/n's mind): celleus you don't have a coccyx you're just a personality.
Xo-zeion: hey we might be just personalities but you be surprised just how different is in your head.
(Y/n's mind): so like what is there like an apartment in my mind or something and you both live in there?
Darth celleus: yeah basically it's quite lovely two bedrooms two bathrooms a full kitchen a nice spacious living room entertainment system there's even a pool table in here.
Xo-zeion: we sometimes we play cards in here.
Darth celleus: hey I found my nunchucks.
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Darth celleus: ( reallyhigh-pitched voice) ow my mental Wang.
Xo-zeion: and that's why i hid your nunchucks.
(Y/n's mind): Well (R.I.P.) Darth celleus's Nutz. I got to get the business and make sure the ships not going to explode or something talk to you guys later.
Xo-zeion: May the force be with you.
Darth celleus: ( still has a high squeaky voice) later where's the ice
(Y/n): Ok running ship Diagnostics.......
(Onboard computer): results • multiple whole breeches • engine failure • weapon systems offline • Shields at 91.7% and falling • hyperdrive disabled • communication destroyed • tracking Beacon destroyed • life support online • navigation online
(Y/n): HK97 where are we?
HK97: Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news but according to the galactic positioning system pardon my French but I don't have a Baker's *(BEEP)* of an idea where we are right now oh for the love of....... Master please remove this sensor it's driving me crazy to not be able to swear freely.
(Y/n): we have more important things to worry about than your swearing habits like finding a nearby habitable planet. And trying to figure out where we are in the galaxy.
