One Piece: Eustass Kid (One Shots)

Troublemakers | | Father! Kid x Mother! Reader

(e/s/n) - elder son's name  

(y/s/n) - younger son's name

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You tiredly sit onto a chair in the kitchen of the ship as you placed your hands on your face and groaned. Ever since you had become a mother, it felt as if you couldn't get a break for even one second! You and Kid didn't plan on parenthood, but the two of you decided to keep the baby... or it was more like, babies. You birthed two beautiful baby boys on the same day, and both you and Kid had fell in love with your children. They held Kid's fiery red hair and your (e/c) eyes, but despite the fact that they were cute, the two of them cause a lot of trouble ever since they could walk. 

It was more so the eldest son that comes up with the schemes, and the youngest son seemed to be the smarter one and can manage to put that plan into fruition. The two children also liked to target their father the most because he gives the best reaction in their opinion. However, because they targeted their father a lot, that would mean you would have to intervene before Kid went too far and accidentally hurt them. It's also not like you had a choice to begin with anyway, after their prank, they'd automatically try to find you in order to hide behind you, laughing at their enraged father knowing that they were going to be safe. This was just a daily routine that everyone on the ship was accustomed to.

This was the very reason why you sat in the kitchen, trying to escape Kid's booming voice and the loud giggles of your children as they ran away from him. As you sit there trying to recoup, the door opens pretty violently and you see Kid walk in with an angry look as your children are held tightly under his arms. He gently sets them down and they instantly run towards you, still laughing.

"What did you boys do to your father this time?" you asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't know!" the eldest son said mischievously.

"Only dad knows." the youngest son said with a smirk.

Raising even more questions, you look over towards Kid who merely huffs before taking a seat next to you. "These little brats hid all my tools around the ship, and when I found one, it was super glued to the damn wood! We don't have any acetone on board so we have to wait until we land on the next island!"

"Is that all?" 

"NO!" he barked. "They even made an elaborate trap that whenever someone walked by it, it shoots bolas at your ankles and you fall straight on your damn face! But I had to admit, it was pretty funny when they got Killer, and the trap was pretty damn impressive."

"Heh! It was (Y/s/n)'s brain that did it!" (E/s/n) said with a smug look from his father's praise.

"Yeah, but I couldn't make it happen without your innovative mind, big brother!"

"Is this really something to be praising about?" you sweat dropped. 

"It's because you don't understand the youth of boys wanting to cause havoc, mother!" (E/s/n) shouts gleefully as his twin nods in agreement.

"As much as I want to disagree, they're right." Kid sighed. "I was the same as them when I was child, possibly even worse."

"Just got another idea!" (E/s/n) shouted. "Come on (Y/s/n)!"

"Wait!-" you tried to call out, but it was too late. The boys had already ran out of the kitchen to plot their next scheme. You sigh to yourself as you ran your fingers through your hair.

"I think the one who should be stressed is me." Kid chuckled as he rubbed your back affectionately. "I'm their main target and you're their safe haven."