I hate this house. I hate the color. I hate the furniture. I hate everything. And I hate the people I share it with.
Before you go ape shit, I don't mean my family. I
LOVE those assholes! I hate the OTHER family I share it with. The Reagan's. Mostly, because their eldest son is the bad ass of my school. Also making him "the player". If that meant he played Monopoly and Sorry, he'd most likely be my best friend. You may be wondering why I live with people who aren't my family. So I'm gonna tell you a story.
Once upon a time their were two best friends. One named Savannah and one named Samantha. They vowed to live in a house together with their husbands, and have their first born children on the same day. And they did. The End.
And that's why I share a house, (and food,) with the devil of high school.
I should introduce our families, shouldn't I? Damn, this narrator stuff is hard!
Reid Family: (mine)
Savannah Reid: mother
Devin Reid: father
Dove Reid: bad ass motherfugger... it's me.
Anthony Reid: my younger brother
Lilly Reid: his twin sister
Keegan Reid: the cutest baby sister in the whole damn wide world
Richmond Family: (a pretty cool family without the devil)
Samantha Reagan: mother
Robert Reagan: father
*sigh* Ian Reagan: stupid annoying motherfugger who should really get sound proof walls so nobody has to hear groaning while they try and sleep. (I'm the nobody... wow, it sounded like I offended myself. Good one Dove)
Naveah Reagan: younger sister
Stacy Reagan: younger sister
Deidre Reagan: youngest sister
Yeah, he's the only boy in that family. Except Rob but that's beside the point.
Anyhow... my life, and this house suck.
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Dove: I'm done recording!
Ian: Those aren't the only things that suck
Sam+Sav: KIDS!
Dove: I'M A GROWN PERSON
Ian: Yeah, with grown boobs.
Dove: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
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the devil wears leather
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