The Devil Wears Leather (And the Angel Wears Jeans)

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I hate this house. I hate the color. I hate the furniture. I hate everything. And I hate the people I share it with.

Before you go ape shit, I don't mean my family. I

LOVE those assholes! I hate the OTHER family I share it with. The Reagan's. Mostly, because their eldest son is the bad ass of my school. Also making him "the player". If that meant he played Monopoly and Sorry, he'd most likely be my best friend. You may be wondering why I live with people who aren't my family. So I'm gonna tell you a story.

Once upon a time their were two best friends. One named Savannah and one named Samantha. They vowed to live in a house together with their husbands, and have their first born children on the same day. And they did. The End.

And that's why I share a house, (and food,) with the devil of high school.

I should introduce our families, shouldn't I? Damn, this narrator stuff is hard!

Reid Family: (mine)

Savannah Reid: mother

Devin Reid: father

Dove Reid: bad ass motherfugger... it's me.

Anthony Reid: my younger brother

Lilly Reid: his twin sister

Keegan Reid: the cutest baby sister in the whole damn wide world

Richmond Family: (a pretty cool family without the devil)

Samantha Reagan: mother

Robert Reagan: father

*sigh* Ian Reagan: stupid annoying motherfugger who should really get sound proof walls so nobody has to hear groaning while they try and sleep. (I'm the nobody... wow, it sounded like I offended myself. Good one Dove)

Naveah Reagan: younger sister

Stacy Reagan: younger sister

Deidre Reagan: youngest sister

Yeah, he's the only boy in that family. Except Rob but that's beside the point.

Anyhow... my life, and this house suck.

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Dove: I'm done recording!

Ian: Those aren't the only things that suck

Sam+Sav: KIDS!

Dove: I'M A GROWN PERSON

Ian: Yeah, with grown boobs.

Dove: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

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