Loki X Reader

Cannon Building

"Ow.." You complained, landing on your butt. You were doing a bit of self defence with Natasha and Thor in the park, which you of course made Loki change forms if he wanted to come with you. "Did you have to kick me that hard?" You asked, standing up. Natasha smiled.

"You need to pay attention then." She said, referring to the fact that Loki, Thor and Lilith were all running around being stupid. As stubborn as Loki was, he was good with Children. Lilith was showing off some acrobatics she had probably learnt from her badass mother. "Try me." She said, stepping into fighting stance.

You rushed forward, throwing a punch at her stomach, which she deflected and sent you flipping over to the grassy ground. You stared at her, sighing.

"Do you have something against my ass, or do you just really like making me hurt it?" You asked, with mass sarcasm. She smirked, stepping over to you, and helping you stand up.

"No, it's just funny to see you fall over all the time." She joked. You took the opportunity to trip her over, which resulted in her backflipping to Normal.

"Oh come on! So not fair!" You pouted, crossing your arms.

"What if I shouted a hotdog and soda?" She suggested,smiling. You beamed.

Hotdogs are awesome.

--

When the five of you arrived back at Stark tower, you weren't greeted to the... nicest scene in the world. Steve and Tony were in the kitchen, talking about some... questionable NSFW content.

"But Steve~" Tony whined.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Babe?"

"Not here, okay? The last thing we need is someone wal- Oh hi there..." He said, looking at you, red faced. You waved, smirking. Lilith looked rather confused.

"What's going on here?" You asked, not even wanting an answer.

"Well, Ste-" Tony started... OR should I say... Starkted! Eh? Eh? No? Well fuck it.

"I was joking." You laughed, walking towards your room again. Loki disappeared somewhere amongst the tower, which gave you just the right opportunity to go have a shower.

--

"JARVIS," You started. "Does Tony have any nitric acid and hydrazine?" You asked the AI.

"Mr. Stark seems to have plenty of both. Why is it that you ask?" It replied, almost suddenly. You glanced back at Lilith, who was welding some metal together. She seemed to like what you were doing.

"Because Lilith and I are making cannons!" You laughed, pulling your goggled back on. Chemistry was a strong point of yours, and you would often enjoy sneaking back in after class and blowing stuff up with your Chemistry professor. Why you asked JARVIS about those two items was because they were prone to combust or explode when mixed.

"Who the hell is making cannons!?" You heard a snide, narcissistic voice chime. You turned around, almost fearing for your life. Tony was standing in the doorway, leaning against it, and smirking.

"We are!" You yelled, over the sound of Lilith melting metal between her fingers. Tony actually looked impressed.

"Where's frosty mischief?" He asked, walking over, and going through his toolbox to help you and Lilith. Well, at least you were guessing that was what he was doing.

"Having a shower." You said. In all honesty, he was really having a nap. All the drama from the past two weeks had made him fall asleep easily. "Where's Capsicle?"

"Cooking lunch. I keep telling him that New York has awesome pizza and JARVIS can cook, but He won't listen." He shrugged, before clapping his hands together. "Now! What kin of cannon are we making here?"

"I thing we should make a cannon that can shoot ice and fire!" Lilith called over. You glanced over and gave her an approving nod. You could see Tony do the same.

Before long, You, Lilith and Tony had made a two-way cannon, which shot both Nitric Acid grenades and snowballs. Well... You had to make the snowballs. But it was soooo worth it!

"Ton- What on earth are you guys doing?" Steve said from the elevator. He was wearing an apron, and oven mits still. You couldn't help but giggle. Lilith held up the cannon in her tiny arms and answered.

"We made a cannon!"

"Yeah, well I made pasta. Come have lunch." He smiled.

"Yes mom." You jokingly said.

"Hey, no. I'm your mom. Steve's your dad." Tony said, clicking at you in a 'z' motion

"I was joking." You sighed, walking towards the elevator of the lab, which thankfully led up to the penthouse-ish floor.

--

You heard someone call your name as you almost stuffed your mouth full with a second serving of Steve's amazing pasta. Damn that man could cook. Loki was still napping, and Lilith had gone to nap as well, considering that she was just a child.

"So your father and I were thinking that maybe taking you guys out last night was a dumb idea." Tony said.

"The parental thing was funny before Tony." You mumbled. "Not anymore."

"Still, what he means to say is, no more outings." Steve finished him. You nearly spat out your pasta.

"What!?" You yelled.

"It'a too dangerous. You're better off here. Because wherever you go, flame kiddo and frosty mischief follow you."

"So?"

"They're hard to keep and eye on!"

"I don't care! We can't just stay cooped up in here forever!" You yelled.

Tony opened his mouth to argue, but stopped when he heard a loud explosion and screams from the city below. Tony gave you a look, as if to say, 'we finish this when I get back.'

Not that you guys even had the chance to end that conversation.