Taco Hell

An Evilly Dead Wedding

Based on a true story (someone told me they went to a wedding themed The Evil Dead and I thought it was interesting)

*IMPORTANT* Sidenote: Most if not all of this chapter is just Evil Dead references and one spoiler, this chapter isn't necessary to understanding the rest of the Taco Hell story so feel free to skip it and head to chapter 9. Although, there is a quick cameo from the Taco Devil plus a new character who might be of importance let. If you'd like to read that skip to: "So, where you from?" Otherwise, please enjoy!

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"-and you're all invited!" Barb had gathered the boys at work and gave out the invitations. At first she was very hesitant and against the idea of inviting them, but after thinking of three reasons including, some coaxing from her fiancee and accidently ordering an extra table for the reception and now wanting it to go to waste Barb decided to make four more invites and let her coworkers join.

"Well Barb, it's certainly an honor. Count me in!" Derek said, "I'll probably be able to go as well." Connor replied. "Same with us dudess." Spencer said pointing to Bryan, "Stop speaking for me, but I'll be going."

"Okay well, I do want to mention that you guys might be technically 'working' during the wedding. But, it'll be super easy and we'll even pay you!"

"What exactly do you want us to do?" Byran asked. "Okay, so if you looked at invite you should notice our theme. The Evil Dead. We're gonna have an Evil Dead wedding."

"I'm sorry, a what?!" Connor chimed with, "Yea, well Zoey's a really big fan of the franchise and I thought it would be cool, so I went along with it."

"So, where do we come in?"

"You guys will be actors," Reason three, "Every now and then you guys will pop up from anywhere around the venue and perform a scene or just say random quotes. We'll supply costumes and props, all you guys have to do is memorize lines and look pretty. Sound easy enough?" The boys nodded. "Good, well first we need to cast. Who wants to be Ash?"

"Bryan should be Ash, he looks the most like him." Connor said. It was true, Bryan did look the most like Ash Williams with his brown hair, dark eyes, and semi-tanned skin. "Okay, I'll do it."

"Great, now who's gonna be Scott?"

"Spencer obviously! He has blue eyes and that classic wavy Scott hair." Spencer nodded and agreed to be Scott. "Okay, so Derek and Connor you two and decide who's gonna be Shelly and who's gonna be Cheryl."

"I'll be Shelly." Connor said, a bit too excitedly. "Guess that mean Derek has to be Cheryl."

"Wait, who's gonna be Linda?"

"Friend of Zoey's."

After everyone figured out who's playing who they got scripts from Barb and got to work on rehearing. They were only doing five scenes, but they were gonna be the best five goddamn scenes they've ever done.

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It was the day of the wedding. The wedding was on the outskirts of town on one of those camping grounds you can rent. The couple decided on renting a cabin and just using the outside area for the wedding and having the reception inside the two story luxury cabin. The outside was decorated with bustles white roses with splashes of red, random prop weapons, and a large banner reading "'Till death do us part". It's exactly what Zoey had imaged and she was loving it, and Barb was happy as long as Zoey was happy.

Meanwhile in the cabin, the boys were getting ready for their big performance. Sure, they only had like four rehearsals, but they planned on rockin' it. They were also able to finally meet Zoey's friend Macey, who was playing Linda. Surprisingly, she was around their age, only nineteen years old and had already known all of her lines, which slightly intimidated Bryan.
Around an hour and a half till the wedding and the boys, and Macey finally got their costumes and props.