Taco Hell

How to Properly Date Your GF When She's in Cahoots w/ Your Coworker's Wife :)

~ A helpful step by step guide ~

1. Take Your Woman of Interest on a Nice Date

It was happening, it was finally happening. Bryan had convinced Macey to go on a date with him to the aquarium. They arrived there around eleven in morning, which gave them plenty of time to have some aQUarIUm FuN OOooo.

Once they got there Bryan was over the moon about the date and couldn't wait to show Macey all the different and crazy fish he spotted on his scouting out of the place he did the week before. No, it was a creepy sorta scouting out. His purpose was so he could be prepared if something happened and he needed to find out which fish tank would they need to jump into incase of an emergency.

They both arrived at the right time and started to walk around. Bryan had to stop for a moment before they went inside to fully take in the beauty that was Macey and how in the hell he was able to score a date with this wonder of a person. They then decided on first gazing around together in the reptile and amphibian section of the aquarium.

"Hey, look at this colorful bugger." Bryan pointed at multi-colored frog hopping around in a tank. The frog then stopped and seemingly looked at Macey as she bent down to get a closer look.

"I wonder if he knows we're here." She smiled to herself and then raised her hands and made a weak growl at the frog, who in return hopped away without a care. "Guess you're not as scary as you think."

"Hey, I try! At least I was sorta scary at Zoey's wedding."

"Sure, cause flowy pink floral dresses are the one thing that haunt my nightmares."

"You say that as a joke now, but just you wait." They both laughed at each other and then continued down the long corridor of scaly and slimy beings. Stopping every now and then to look at an interesting snake or lizard.

"You know Spenc is deathly afraid of 'snakes with legs' or even sometimes 'god's squishy mistakes'." Bryan said while pointing at one of the lizards.

"Geez, really?"

"Yep. One time Derek... you know Derek right?"

"The one that plays pokemon in the freezer?"

"Yea, okay anyway, one time he apparently brought a lizard he found while at a gym to Taco Hell and lost it in the store and me and Spenc had the next shift which meant Spenc would be arriving soon after the lizard was lost. So Derek called over Connor and they both started searching for the lizard when Spenc arrived. Guess who was the one to find the lizard?"

"Oh no, was it Spencer?"

"Yay you got it right! He even fainted at this tiny little lizard the size of his finger."

It was kinda odd that they were the only people there other than the occasional employee, but that didn't stop them from enjoying themselves and having a field day within the aquarium.

"Hey, why don't we go check out the sharks?" Macey said,

"Why not?"

The two teens then headed towards their desired destination. A large tank covering the entire wall towered before them as six sharks swam inside of it. Then something caught Bryan's eye. A human form seemed to get closer and closer to them. The form was wearing one of those black scuba suits and was swimming after a shark. Bryan looked over to Macey to see she was on the ground next to the glass looking at a shark that seemed to be looking back at her.

"Hey, Macey I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Meet back here?" Macey, not taking her eyes off of the glass replied, "Okay."

With that Bryan walked back up the stairs they came down on and into one of those "Employees Only" doors. Geez this place isn't well guarded. He thought. Once inside the area he walked over to where the opening of the shark tank was and looked in. Trying to confirm if his suspicions were correct and that it was Alec inside of the scuba suit. As he was looking down he didn't here the other person walking up behind him. But, it was too late. With a grab of the shoulder the figure whirled him around, only to face none other than Connor in a blue scuba suit and green snorkel.