South Park in Hamilton because I have no life.

Alexander Hamilton (Chapter one.)

Sorry. Also, yet again, only based on the musical Hamilton and the historical people. The idea is that they're still different and goddamnit I'm creative, I have extra. But yeah, the historical facts in this chapter (Hamilton coming on a ship on fire, Hamilton's later family burning and hiding some of the letters to protect his legacy and Burr being actually quite the feminist) are true. Also, this is really really short. I just, this song is rather simple so I can't make something big with it other than introducing some facts. So second chapter will most likely be the longer one. So yes, this is really short compared to my other chapters from my other MANY MANY MANY stories.
~Eko.
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Wendy Testaburger, the unknown woman. She survived her dad leaving, the survived an illness that killed adult women and men. All before she could even call herself educated. She was ten when her father left, in debt. Two years later, she was bed ridden like her mother, both half dead.

To tell you the truth, her mother died quick.... she did not. She moved in with a cousin.... who fell victim to suicidal behaviour and ended up killing himself. This left Wendy with a broken pride and a need to show the world and educate herself.

Now, there was a need for education and a job trading what the poor woman thought she could never afford. Rum, sugar, anything. By fourteen, she led this trading! She starts reading everything she could get her hands on, started wishing for a way out.

Then a hurricane came and devastation all around. She was ready to beg, steal or do anything to survive, started writing the best she could, she connected the pen to her mind and quickly her intelligence caught up to many people.

Wendy was longing for something to be apart of, anything to matter for. She wrote testimonies to her pain, all of them caught the attention of the people of the people in the forgotten spot in the Caribbean, the spot Wendy was from.

"Everyone will hear of you!"

"What's your name?"

She, pridefully answered each time,

"Wendy Testaburger. And my work for this world isn't done! I will go through more and more, there are a million things I haven't done. Just wait, I'll do them all."

The started up a collection to get Wendy up on the sails, to get her to the main land. She was far far from done.

Now, rare people know the boat she was on the bow of was in fact..... burning. You read that right! She was simply badass enough to arrive on a sail on fire. F I R E. The young orphan hadn't suffered enough? Well yes, in fact, she hadn't.

While many, especially those of the opposite gender, showed quite the appreciation for the good looks, not everyone could tolerate the loudmouth and her success. Especially when she took herself above others, as this story will tell you.

Wendy was trusted by many, on the top Token Black, first President.

Many died for her, most noticeably Nichole Daniels, who to this day is said to have had a same sex relationship with her.

Even more fought with her! The woman that called herself the Lancelot of the revolutionary set, Bebe Stevens, up on the line. Her being called the saviour of the two world. America and France have respect for her, as well as other countries. Another to fight by her side by claim is Sally Darson, the spy on the inside. In all respect, these were the people most well know as her friends-oh I'm forgetting some am I not?

Craig Tucker, the villain in this part of history. A nice guy really, feminist like no other in his time. He stood toe to toe with Wendy Testaburger on these believes. And yes, he was the man to kill her on the date of July 11, 1804. By shooting her.

Testaburger's want a legacy, Wendy's children and grandchildren hid some of her letters to Nichole to get rid of anything legacy ruining. Which leaves us with a hole since Nichole's letters are missing as well. However, Wendy's letters act more as responsive letters than just saying something, even suggesting a threesome on the wedding night.

And so we tell the story of Wendy Testaburger in the mainland. A war hero, a married woman with more kids than you can fingers in your left hand. A woman that left her husband to live for 50 years before he could die after Wendy, a woman whose life was forgotten and who was called a president even though she never was.