Let's go again. Fun fact: Peggy was rumoured to save a child in the middle of a robbery.
~Eko.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"They say," I say, getting up again.
"Dear Lord, here we go again."
"Token Black is yielding his power and stepping away. Is that true? I wasn't aware that was something a person could do," I say.
"He is doing it yet again."
"I'm perplexed! Are they gonna keep on replacing whoever's in charge? If so, who's next? There's nobody else in their country who looms quite as large...," I say.
"They're replacing him with Baahir Hakeem."
"Baahir Hakeem? I know him....
That can't be! That's that little guy who spoke to me... all those years ago! What was it, eighty-five? That poor man, they're gonna eat him alive! Oceans rise, Empires fall! Next to Token Black, they all look small! All alone, watch them run! They will tear each other into pieces... Jesus Christ, this will be fun!" I say.I smile wider.
"Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da da dat dat da ya daaaaa!" I say.
"Hahahahahahahahaha."
I smile at the news.
"President Baahir Hakeem. Good luck!" I say.
~meanwhile at the lovely land of racism-I meant the free! With a change in POV.~
"How does Testaburger the short-tempered Protean, Creator of the Coast Guard, Founder of the New York Post... ardently abuse his cab'net post! Destroy his reputation?" I ask.
I look around.
"Welcome folks.. to—," I say.
"The Hakeem administration," we all say.
"Black can't help you now, no more mister nice President," Nelson says.
"Testaburger resigns and Hakeem privately calls her "creole bastard" in his taunts," I say.
"Say what?!" Nelson says.
"Testaburger publishes her response!" I say.
"Sit down you fat mother—."
"Testaburger is out of control!" I say.
"This is great! She's out of power. She holds no office! And she just destroyed President Baahir Hakeem, the only other significant member of her party!" Malkison says.
"Testaburger is a host onto herself! As long as she can hold a pen, she's a threat," Nelson says.
"You can't mean—," I say.
"Let's let him know what we know."
We know she payed Kelly McCormick huge amounts of money.
~Time skip but I still refuse to change the perspective for now. Also, these songs are fucking short in case you didn't know so it's hard to get a thousand words by building around them without creating huge H U G E plot holes.~
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South Park in Hamilton because I have no life.
FanficSo yeah, hi, I'm pretty sure J inspired me to do this weeks back but I finally jumped to the challenge.