Let's go. I can do this again, it's just going to be Cartman in this chapter because... well. Fun fact: It was John Laurens to talk over the terms of peace in Yorktown, according to a source that isn't the most reliable but still. John Laurens is an interesting man but Gilbert Lafayette needs a musical about him! Also, my favourite song is in this. So Laurens Interlude is in the next one, Okay?
~Eko.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"They say," I say, getting up as I hear the news.
My nation, my colony has decided to really do it. They decided to get rid of me?!
"The price of my war is not a price that they're willing to pay," i say.
"Not again!"
"Lets hope we don't have to dance this time."
"Insane," I say.
I look at the two complaining. Immigrants. Two immigrants with a British person.
"Now look, I give the commands here," I say.
They both nod.
"Where was I? Oooh," I say.
I take my steps out of the room.
"You cheat with the French," I say.
The French flag flies to me. A servant throws it.
"Now I'm fighting with France and Spain," I say.
Spain's flag flies to me. Hahahaha.
"I'm so blue," I say.
The two flags in hand, I continue to walk.
"I thought we made an arrangement when you went away!" I yell.
The furnace is in front of me as I take both of the flag to my level.
"You were MINE to subdue," I say.
A servant comes to put the thing on.
"Well," i say.
The flame starts to slowly rise more and more. I keep looking at it, slowly making holes into the flags.
"Even despite our estrangement," I say.
I can feel the fire slowly burning parts of the French flag. I continue to drop it closer to the fire.
"I've got a small query for you," I say.
The French flag continues burning, now the Spanish flag is catching fire as well. That one? Oh I don't have such a burning hatred for it.... i'm so clever.
"What comes next? You've been freed!" I say.
The French flag falls into the fire completely.
"Do you know how hard it is to lead?" I ask slowly.
It hurts that they think I didn't do the BEST at leading. As God's chosen country's king, I am the best for all these colonies! They can't survive without me, they'll come begging.
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South Park in Hamilton because I have no life.
FanfictionSo yeah, hi, I'm pretty sure J inspired me to do this weeks back but I finally jumped to the challenge.