I love you, Goodbye

O N E

1-800-choke that hoe
Hey can you pick Jonah up so more creamer from the store? I spilled his everywhere.
It's Zach, I just got a new phone by the way

Celeste
Sure, but I have no clue where you live so nevermind

1-800-choke that hoe
Corbyn stop joking, he hasn't had his coffee this morning and is #stressed

Celeste
Tf is a Corbyn?

1-800-choke that hoe
Corbyn Besson?

Celeste
Oh I've heard of him before. I call him corn

1-800-choke that hoe
Wait do I actually have the wrong number?

Celeste
Yep, sorry bud

1-800-choke that hoe
It's all good, thanks for offering to buy creamer though

Celeste
You're welcome

1-800-choke that hoe
You seem like a cool person

Celeste
*hair flip* of course I am *hair in mouth* nevermind

1-800-choke that hoe
😂😂I'm Zach

Celeste
I'm an idiot, nice to meet you

Eye candy🍬
Nice to meet you too

Celeste
Let me guess, you're Zach Herron from why don't we?

Eye candy🍬
Don't give my number out to your friends please

Celeste
Why would I do that?

Eye candy🍬
Idk it's happened to me before, hense the reason I have a new phone

Celeste
Could've just changed your number but whatever

Eye candy🍬
Anyways, how'd you know it was me?

Celeste
My bestfriend is in love with you guys, so whenever I hear her say "Jonah, Zach, Daniel, Jack or Corbyn" it's always one of you guys she's talking about so I've been assuming that everyone that texts me is one of you😂

Eye candy🍬
Damn😂

Celeste
*LE GASP* YOU SAID A RED WORD

Eye candy🍬
OH NO

Eye candy🍬
What's a red word

Celeste
Ugh nevermind

Eye candy🍬
Hey, I have a question

Celeste
I most likely don't have an intelligent answer

Eye candy🍬
how old are you

Celeste
69

Eye candy🍬
Bill cosby?

Celeste
that's not me, I'm glad btw

Eye candy🍬
Oh wow😂

Celeste
Yup😂I'm dying

Eye candy🍬
Trust me, I am too
But it's okay because we
all die you either kill
yourself or get killed

Celeste
whatchu gon do
whatchu gon do

Eye candy🍬
I like you already😂

Celeste
to the left
to the left

Eye candy🍬
Dammit🤦‍♀️

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