I love you, Goodbye

T W O

Eye candy🍬
So I never did catch
your name?

Celeste🤍
That's because I never
threw it

Eye candy🍬
Touché

Celeste🤍
I don't know spanish!

Eye candy🍬
Neither do I

Celeste🤍
But you just said touché

Eye candy🍬
That's not- nevermind

Celeste🤍
How come you're still
texting me? Aren't you on
tour?

Eye candy🍬
Yeah, but that doesn't
mean I can't text

Celeste🤍
Shouldn't you be
rehearsing?

Eye candy🍬
Just finished. The guys
and I went out to eat

Celeste🤍
So shouldn't you be
eating?

Eye candy🍬
Why are you trying to get rid
of me?

Celeste🤍
Because it's not everyday
a random celebrity texts
you and continues to talk
to you

Eye candy🍬
Well I enjoy talking
to you

Celeste🤍
Why?

Eye candy 🍬
Damn I don't know😂

Celeste🤍
Well. I don't know what
type of answer I was
expecting😂

Eye candy🍬
Yeah, you don't really
have to expect a lot from
me

Celeste🤍
Yeah I see that
now😂

Eye candy🍬
Yeah sorry.
#SorryNotSorry

Celeste🤍
I hope you step in a
puddle with socks on

Eye candy🍬
I hope you watch
Asmr

Celeste🤍
I hope you step on a
Lego

Eye candy🍬
That's going too far

Celeste🤍
#SorryNotSorry

Eye Candy🍬
Wooooowwwww
That's shadyyyyy

Celeste🤍
Then take your sunglasses
off😎

Eye Candy🍬
So you've got jokes
Huh?

Celeste🤍
Nope, just straight facts

Eye candy🍬
I lose brain cells
every time I talk to you

Celeste🤍
I don't think I'm the reason
you're becoming an idiot

Eye Candy🍬
There's no other
explanation for why
I'm dumb😐

Celeste🤍
Oh I could think of hella
things that explain why
you're dumb

Eye Candy🍬
I'm gonna change the
subject before I die of
pain

Eye candy🍬
Do you have any siblings?

Celeste🤍
an older brother and
two nieces

Eye candy🍬
you have nieces?
How old are they?

Celeste🤍
3 and 4, I'm 18

Eye candy🍬
What's your name?

Celeste🤍
My name is Jeff

Eye Candy🍬
Wow, you're so late

Celeste🤍
You know, I don't have to
continue replying to you

Eye candy🍬
Noooo okay I'm sorry

Celeste🤍
Yeah you bootyhole

Celeste🤍
Oh my gosh I'm so sorry
I just said a red word

Eye candy🍬
*GASP*

Celeste🤍
I'll use flex tape to keep
my mouth shut

Eye candy🍬
Shut up😂

Celeste🤍
Make me😐

Eye candy🍬
Wendy Williams😒

Celeste🤍
Hey that's not nice,
that's disrespectful towards
Wendy Williams

Eye candy🍬
Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean
To put her on the same level as a troll
Seen

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