Y/N has created a chat room
Y/N has added Wanda and Nat
Y/N- Do ya'll have any lotion
my hands are crusty af
Wanda- I just used the last of mine about an hour ago
Nat- My hands are naturally soft, don't need it
Y/N- Like ever?
Nat- Yeah, plus I'm in Russia.
Y/N- Well yeah but I thought you'd say it was in your bathroom or something
Nat- I have to go, good luck with your crusty hands b
Y/N- Thanks
Nat has left the chat
Y/N- Now what do I do?
Wanda- Try Clint, he's always got something
Y/N has added Clint to the chat
Clint- I'm offended
And I don't have any
Y/N has blocked Clint
Y/N has added T'Challa
T'Challa- I am in Wakanda
Don't you have a billionaire a few floors below you?
Y/N- Do you have lotion or not
T'Challa- Shuri has used the last of mine
Y/N has blocked T'Challa
Y/N has added Captain Fine Ass
Captain Fine Ass- You're kidding me right
Y/N- I swear Cap. I'm not in the mood
Captain Fine Ass- I'm sorry, Y/N, Bucky stole my lotion a few hours ago
Y/N- THE SWINE
Y/N has added Bucky
Y/N- Cough it Up SWINE
Bucky- First offense
Second Sam stole it Crusty
Y/N- How dare you
Captain Fine Ass- Guys, stop this
Bucky- I retract my disrespect
You are a god
Loki has entered the chat
Loki- I am a god
Swine
Loki has left the chat
Y/N- I love him
Captain Fine Ass- Y/N no
Tony has entered the chat
Tony- I'm offended
T'Challa is right tho
I could just have someone pick some lotion up for you
Wanda- He/She has started something he/she cannot stop now
Y/N has added Sam
Y/N- You have five seconds to explain yourself, Hog
Captain Fine Ass- What's with the pig theme here
Sam- O
You were looking for this lotion?
Y/N- Your five seconds are ticking by
Sam- I seriously will deliver this to you
Crusty
Bucky- SAM WHY
Y/N-
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Sam has been disconnected
Wanda- Sam just flew past my window
Y/N- Oh hey
Lotion just appeared on my bed
How sweet
Y/N has left the chat
Tony has unblocked Clint
Tony- Mission accomplished
Captain Fine Ass- It was you?
Clint- It was ME sir
Wanda- Ima go try her/his lotion
Wanda has left the chat
Bucky- I GUESS I should check on Sam
Since we have a mission and all
Bucky has left the chat
Clint- Ima go congratulate myself with a cookie
Clint has left the chat
Captain Fine Ass- TONY WAIT
Tony- I haven't even said anything about leaving yet
Captain Fine Ass- I need help
Tony- Let me guess
You don't know how to change your name back?
Captain Fine Ass- Please help me
Tony- This is the first time you have begged to me
I like it
Captain Fine Ass- Tony
Tony- Ha, I wish I could help you Cap. Fine Ass
Captain Fine Ass- -_-
Tony- But I have sworn loyalty to Crusty
Y/N has entered the chat
Tony has left the chat
Y/N- HOW DARE HE
Captain Fine Ass- Y/N pleaseeeee
Y/N- Only if I get to beat the SHIT out of tony
Captain Fine Ass- Deal
Y/N has changed Captain Fine Ass to Stevie
Y/N has left the chat
Stevie- Good enough
Stevie has left the chat
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Assemble Online! || Avengers Chat Room
FanfictionSo, Tony decides that the Avengers need to talk more and bond. This is just a collection of one-shots, imagines, and whatever else that comes around of Avengers in a chat room because I've been on a binge lately and this is the result. *Requests ar...
