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Freaking Flashlight (Avengers)

Y/N has created the chat

Y/N has added Avengers Squad 

Y/N- GUYS COME HOME

Steve- What's wrong. Are you okay? I thought Peter was staying with you!

Tony- I've sent the Iron Legion your way

What's happening?

Y/N- SO THE POWER WENT OUT

NOT MY FAULT BTW

BUT PETER WALKED OVER

AND SAID DW IGT

Bucky- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Natasha- Shut up

Y/N continue

Y/N- AND SO HE SHOOK RAPIDLY 

HIS STOMACH STARTED TO GLOW

SO NATURALLY I GOT SCARED

AND QUESTIONED HIM

PETER BENJAMIN PARKER SWALLOWED A FREAKING FLASH LIGHT

Tony- WHAT

WHY WOULD HE

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Clint- Tony looks like he's about to go into cardiac arrest

Y/N- WHAT DO I DO

I FREAKING LOCKED HIM IN A CLOSET SO HE COULDN'T HURT HIMSELF

BUT LIKE

BRUCE

DOCTOR

Bruce- I don't really know how to handle this situation

Steve- How did the power go out? That means you guys are unprotected

Sam- Is that all you care about?

Steve- Peter is still breathing, I care about Y/N

He is still breathing right?

Y/N- I think so?

IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN ASK FRIDAY

Tony- How did the power go out? 

Y/N- OKAY SO

I WAS IN THE LAB

DOING LAB THINGS

WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE

A SPARK APPEARED

NOT MY FAULT

AND THEN IT EXPLODED

AND I MIGHT'VE HURT MY SHOULDER

BUT LIKE WE'RE GOOD

WE THRIVING THROUGH THE TEARS

Natasha- Y/N, I don't know what to do with you

Steve, Bruce, and Tony are on their way

The rest of us will finish this

Clint- Awe what? I wanna go see the flashlight

Y/N- *Y/N has sent a picture of Peter's glowing stomach*

Clint- EW EWERWERrgaodigarog

Clint has left the chat

Natasha- Please be careful Y/N

That is truly disgusting

Sam? Let's go!

Natasha has left the chat

Sam- WHAT?! I WANNA GO

WHAT ABOUT BUCKY?

Bucky- haha you suck

I'm already in the quinjet

Sam- How dare you

Sam has left the chat

Bucky- HAHA he got attacked by Nat

Y/N- Okay my shoulder really hurts now

The world is spinning 

IS THAT A MAN

o no it's the fridge

Steve- YOU'RE CAUSING TONY TO GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST

AND ME

Y/N- IM SORRY BUT THE TOWER IS FREAKING SCARY IN THE DARK

OML PETER JUST BANGED ON THE DOOR AND ASKED TO BE LET OUT

HIS FREAKING FLASH LIGHT RAN OUT OF BATTERIES

HE SAID HE SWALLOWED IT LAST WEEK

AND IT TURNS ON EVERY TIME HE SWINGS

IM GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST JUST BY BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM

HOLY CRAP MY SHOULDER HURTS

Bruce- You need to take a deep breath

You'll freak yourself out more

Y/N- OH SHIT NOW THERE'S AN ACTUAL PERSON HERE

Wade has entered the chat

Wade- It's just me

I could hear Y/N all across town so I came to investigate

Shit Peter what have you done

Y/N- HE'S NOT HERE

I SPECIFICALLY MADE SURE THAT HE DIDN'T ENTER TO TRY AND DEFEND HIMSELF

Y/N has left the chat

Steve- WHAT HAPPENED?!

Wade- O she/he just fucking passed out

weird

I'll call Scott

He's got a kid

that'll be better

maybe cassie has swallowed a fucking flashlight

Steve- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

TONY STOP LOOKING AT THE TEXTS AND FLY MY GOD

Wade- Why don't you just fucking talk to him

My fucking god

Bruce- Can you please focus on Y/N?

Is she/he pale? Did you role Y/N on her/his side to make sure that she is breathing properly 

Wade- I don't fucking know which one is her bad shoulder! 

Steve- I will say this one last time

WATCH 

YOUR 

LANGUAGE

Wade- Fucking 

Make 

Me

Rogers

Tony- Oh I know that you did not just say that to him

Steve- TONY FOCUS

Tony- He's practically insulting you!

Bruce- Oh for the love of god

Bruce has disbanded the chat