Wade is requesting to message you
Y/N has accepted Wade's request
Chat below
Y/N- don't you have my number? Why are you chatting with me via SHIELD?
Wade- I've come with a proposition
Y/N- Okay? why am I the only one here dude?
Wade- Because you're the only smart one
keep up before I go to someone else
Y/N-
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Wade- So I've messaged you to speak with you about something
Y/N- you're scaring me
Wade- Good
I'm putting in my application to join the Avengers.
Y/N- Sick
I accept
Tony has entered the chat
Tony- ABSOLUTELY NOT
Wade- What the actual fuck!? I made this fucking chat inaccessible
Tony- I'm a genius, your chat was mediocre
Wade- Fuck you
Y/N- HEY
AVENGERS DON'T SWEAR AT ONE ANOTHER
WE SWEAR WITH ONE ANOTHER
Wade- What the fuck? no
Tony- He is not an Avenger
Y/N- Wade came to me
I already accepted
Tony- No signature
no shaking of hands
nothing
Wade- You fucking tapped Spideys shoulders and made him a fucking Avenger
Y/N- He's got a point tony
Steve has entered the chat
Steve- My swear senses were tingling
Oh
of course they were, hello Wade
Wade- Cap. Fine Ass! How are you?!
Steve- Excuse me?
Wade- We're not doing that chapter anymore?
Stupid author making me look bad
Tony- This is another reason we reject
You talk about readers and authors and shit
What does it even mean?!
Wade- If only you knew
Am I right reader?
Steve- I uh
I'm uncomfortable
Y/N, why would you approve him?
Y/N- Because Wade is amazing
I don't need another reason
Wade- Do you think the Hulk would want to have a sleepover?
How does that work with him and the other spider? Like
doesn't that hurt
Steve- OH MY GOD
Steve has disconnected
Y/N- that was pretty good
Not gonna lie
Tony- EW IM PICTURING IT
Tony has disconnected
Y/N- Welcome to the Avengers Wade
Ily
Y/N has left the chat
Fury has entered the chat
Fury- I think the fuck not
Wade- How the fuck do you do that?!
Fury- None of your damn business
You are not an Avenger
Wade- But Y/N said
Fury- I don't care
I run the show
You
Are
Not
An
Avenger
Y/N has entered the chat
Y/N- Bet the fuck he's not
Wade's an Avenger
and I will fight you in the SHIELD parking lot
The chat has been disconnected by Friday due to too much tension
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Assemble Online! || Avengers Chat Room
FanfictionSo, Tony decides that the Avengers need to talk more and bond. This is just a collection of one-shots, imagines, and whatever else that comes around of Avengers in a chat room because I've been on a binge lately and this is the result. *Requests ar...
