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I'm Gonna Tell Him P7

Y/N has started a group chat with other-dimension Avengers
(It's gonna be E-Name to show Evil-Avenger kinda thing so you don't get confused. Example = E-Steve which is evil steve...just so y'all know)

E-Steve- So this is what you use to communicate with our other selves?

Y/N- Yup

And I'm using it now because the final stone is going to be the worst to get

E-Natasha- I think we're up for the challenge.

Y/N- See...here's the thing

THANOS has the Space Stone here

Which means we have to fight him to get it

Which means we're all probably going to die in the process

E-Steve- I'll get to see Tony again

So I'm willing to take the risk

Y/N- MY HEART

Fury- Do you all understand what we have to do? Evil Spider-Weird-Kid-Thing is going with Y/N in disguise to try and trick the Guardians

E-Clint- They aren't called the Guardians

They're Thanos' army

Fury- Sorry! TRICK THE FUCKING THANOS ARMY into getting them inside. Once they are, Y/N will enact a device that will allow you all to sneak in.

You all have to work together if we're going to defeat this Titan. He's powerful and will stop at nothing to make sure we fail

And if we fail, what happens?

E-Bruce- We get our shot at taking over the world!

Fury- NO

BAD BRUCE

Y/N- They aren't animals

You can't TRAIN THEM to be good Fury

Fury- Watch me fucking try

Y/N- For the love of America

E-Steve- I feel like other me would be offended by that

But I'm oddly flattered.

E-Peter- Wait so Y/N and I are going to pretend to be a couple? With a broken Space Ship? How is that going to work?

Y/N- It always works with cars

...on tv

Fury- You're basing your whole plan on a horror movie you watched last week?

Are you FUCKING kidding me?

Y/N- IT ALWAYS WORKS FURY

TRUST ME

E-Bruce- But will it work with an evil Titan? That's the situation we have to look at

Y/N- I hate that you all have a common sense here. 

It sucks

You know

actually having to fight to be right

E-Natasha- Are you insinuating that we're all dumb fucks in your dimension?

Fury- I love Natasha

But like

I'm pretty sure she doesn't know that word

E-Clint- What fucks?

Y/N- Clint's still the same

At least we have that