Don't Spill The Secret (Avengers x Reader)

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*Natasha has started the chat*

*Natasha has invited Steve, Tony, Wanda, and Y/N*

Tony- It is three in the morning

I am awake in the lab

But it's three in the morning

Natasha- Care to explain yourself, Y/N, or should I do it for you?

Y/N- I have nothing to say

You can't prove a thing

Steve- What could you have done? You were SLEEPING?!

Natasha- No she/he wasn't

Y/N- Aren't you supposed to be someone who protects secrecy and acknowledges it when it happens?

Natasha- Not when you're involved

Tony- I'm confused 

Natasha- Y/N?

Y/N- I didn't really want to do this over text

but

I've been doing stuff

that you guys probably wouldn't approve of

Steve- Oh my god no

Y/N- Yes

I've been cleaning the chimnies 

That's why I've been all dirty when I come home

Natasha- Are you freaking kidding me

Steve- OH 

That's so nice of you

Tony- We don't have chimnies

Especially in the plural

Y/N- Whaaaaaaaat?

Then what have I been cleaning?

Steve- Okay

What is going on

Natasha- Y/N IS AN ASSASSIN

SHE/HE'S BEEN WORKING WITH FURY ALL THIS TIME

Tony- No

That couldn't be possible

Y/N is too innocent

Y/N- Yeah Aunt Nat...why would I ever do something like that 

Lie to all of you

When I could be sitting at home

...reading

Tony- BULLSHIT 

YOU DON'T READ

Y/N- Actually I love to read

Steve- Fanfictions...yeah

Y/N- I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED READING THE NIGHTINGALE 

Natasha- Oh my god

Is anyone going to acknowledge the fact that he/she is an assassin

Tony- I can't see it

She/He's just too...innocent

Natasha- THAT'S THE ACT

I DO IT ALL THE TIME

Steve- Nat are you okay? I honestly don't think that Y/N is capable of doing such a thing

Tony- I'm gonna have to agree with Cap on this

Natasha- You both suck 

*Natasha has disbanded the chat*

*Y/N is now privately chatting with Natasha*

Y/N- Thanks Aunt Nat

Natasha- Anytime

Y/N- Do you think they bought it? Like, am I in the safe zone?

Natasha- Stop using terms like safe zone and I think you'll be okay

Maybe we'll even go on missions together sometime

Y/N- REALLY?!

Can WE?!

Natasha- If you keep your cool

I have a reputation

Y/N- You can't even break it for me?

Natasha- You're lucky I love you

Wheels up in ten

Y/N- OH MY GOD YES

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Hullo, everyone, I'm not really sure what this is but ima roll with it until I finish the Parry Hotter & I'm Gonna Tell Him P8 ish....anywho how're ya'll doing? 

-Author OUt

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