Toothpaste

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Sam has created the chat

Sam has invited Y/N, Natasha, and Steve

Bucky has forced his way into the chat

Bucky- Bitch

Steve- Bucky, please

Sam- There's no sadder feeling in the world than when your glob of toothpaste falls off your toothbrush

Natasha- And I'm done here

Natasha has left the chat

Bucky- You could've just scooped it back on your toothbrush

Y/N- Bro ew

Bucky- I mean if you really value your toothpaste that much....lol

Y/N- Bucky

I do not value my toothpaste that much

Bucky- Does Sam?

Steve- Bucky seriously?

Sam- NO

I do not 

That's just gross. It's just sad b/c you just wasted a perfect glob of toothpaste and have to put another glob on

Steve- Why do you guys make things like brushing your teeth so complicated?!

Bucky- IF it was a perfectly good glob of toothpaste why didn't you scoop it up?

Y/N- oml

Bucky- What?

Y/N- YOU DON'T SCOOP IT UP BRO

ITS JUST A NO

Bucky- But if it's "PERFECT" why wouldn't you scoop it up?

Y/N- Because it's no longer perfect

duh

Bucky- Welp 

Y/N- 

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Steve has left the chat

Sam- Well, glad Y/N still cares

Bucky- I'm still here

Sam- Yeah whatever

Ima go brush my teeth now

That's all I needed y'all for

Y/N- Cool it's not like I was on a mission or something anyway

o wait

The chat has disconnected

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So this is solely inspired by a Facebook thread that I literally was just apart of. 

Y/N = Me lol

Anywho hope ya'll enjoyed the weird convos I get into lol

-Author Out

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