*EThanos is requesting to chat with AvengersSquad*
*Tony Stark has had a heart attack*
*Natasha Romanoff has requested for Y/N to join the Chat*
*Y/N has logged on*
*Y/N has accepted EThanos chat request & invited Nick Fury to the chat*
*Nick Fury has entered*
*Tony Stark has had another heart attack*
Ethanos- These devices are primitive
Y/N- yeah but like
they're cool
and don't require a weird computer thing-y to get your message across
Fury- Y/N
It is a weird computer thing getting the message across
Y/N- right
Steve- What the hell is going on here?!
Why is THANOS chatting with us?!
Y/N- Not your Thanos
My Thanos
Clint- WHAT?!
Fury- Where we are
with the EAvengers
Natasha- Still doesn't explain why you gave him access to our chat
and one of our phones!
Y/N- Right
guess I should explain
APPARENTLY
He's not evil here
Peter Fucking Quill is!
*Peter Quill has entered the chat*
Quill- You called?
Y/N- Not even a little bit
Quill- okay rude
Bruce- How did you get on here? Aren't you...wait aren't you still in the Space realm?
Quill- Yes.
Bruce- How are you communicating without Y/N connecting the two worlds?
Quill- We're using Stephen now
Since Y/N LEFT us
Y/N- IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD a FREAKING CHOICE
Steve- Can you just tell us what happened? Are you guys okay?
Y/N- I'm fine
Evil-Peter got punched in the nuts
it was hilarious
He's so overdramatic
Like Tony
SPEAKING OF
IS HE OKAY
Bruce- Shit I should probably check on him
*Bruce has disconnected from the chat*
Fury- Okay wow
If this is how things are run when I'm gone
Carol- I'm still not seeing how you got Thanos a phone
if you all assumed he was evil
Ethanos- I saved Y/N's life from Peter Quill overlord of dimensions
Clint- That is the stupidest name ever
Quill- Hey
I thought it was pretty cool!
*Y/N has blocked Quill*
Steve- Wait so
how did you get the stone?
Y/N- Must I say it again? I'm a ninja Steven!
Anywho
Ethanos is the leader of the EAvengers now
And believe it or not
He's the reason you all are good
Besides me of course
Natasha- I don't believe you
*Y/N sends a selfie of Eavengers/Ethanos/you/Fury all eating frozen yogurt in the quinjet*
Y/N- We're hero besties
Clint- Oh my god
Carol- You guys are planning on coming back...right?
Y/N- Of course
that's why you should
Tony- Hey
Y/N's at the front door with all six infinity stones
I just let her/him in
Y/N- YOU FUCKING ASS
STEALING MY SURPRISE ENTRANCE
WITH THE SHIT THAT'S GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD
Steve- Oh thank god
But can we wait to bring Bucky back?
I have a serious feeling that he's still angry with me
*Y/N has snapped his/her fingers*
*Y/N has ignored Steve and brought everyone back safe/sound*
*Steve is pissed off*
*BUCKY is pissed off*
*Bucky has logged on*
*Steve has stopped sharing his location*
Bucky- STEVEN GRANT ROGERS
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
*Y/N has disbanded the chat to allow Steve to get a head start*
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Hey everyone! Hoped you enjoyed that series and it lifted your Endgame depression ever so slightly! (lol mines still here) Anywho, if anyone has any AU ideas like this, I'd love to hear them and probably write them for you!
I'm always scouring Tumblr in hopes of finding new ideas (which you guys find hilarious)
Thanks for reading!
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