Tony- And what's the main rule?
Y/N- When there are no cops around
Peter- Anything is legal
Steve has entered the chat
Steve- NO IT'S NOT
Y/N- How do you even do that dad?!
Tony- Yeah, how do you do that?
Steve- My bad parenting senses were tingling
Obviously I was right here
Y/N, Peter, what makes you think that this is a good idea?
Y/N- Dad said so
And he's the one paying for Peter and I's date tonight
Tony- That's the ONLY reason why you're listening to me?!
Y/N- How am I supposed to decide who to follow between the two of you?
Dad will ground me and dad will stop paying for stuff
It's a lose lose
Steve- Is that the only reason you love us?
Peter- Y/N would never
Steve- NEVER LOVE US?!
Tony- Spider you better shut your mouth
Y/N- OH MY GOSH NO
HE MEANT I'D NEVER USE YOU
I LOVE YOU BOTH
SO MUCH
Steve- YOu better
Or you're grounded
Y/N- THere it is
CAN WE GET BACK ONTO THE SUBJECT OF DADS BAD PARENTING
Tony- No I'm good where we are
Steve- Wait a minute
were you giving them this advice for their DATE?!
Tony- I would like to exclude myself from this narrative
Tony has left the chat
Steve- Daughter/Son of mine
Get your father back here NOW
Y/N- Yes padre
Y/N has used Friday to bring Tony back
Friday has locked down Tony
Tony- OH COME ON
Y/N- He's got that scary angry tone
Tony- IT'S OVER TEXT
Y/N- I KNOW HOW TO READ PEOPLE SIR
Peter- Y/N, I love you, and I think I'm just going to step out of this one.
I'll see you at seven
Peter has left the chat
Y/N- WAIT DINNER AT SEVEN?!
IM GOING TO STARVE WAITING THAT LONG
Steve- Tony how dare you give those kids that advice for their date
Do you know what they could do with that information?
Tony- Break a window?
Steve- STOP GIVING HER/HIM IDEAS
SHE/HE'S LIKE A SPONGE
Y/N- I think I take offense to that but I'm not sure
Steve- I meant it with all my love
Y/N- Oh...okay...
Tony- I was just saying if she/he or Peter wanted to speed a little like that one movie we watched together then they could
Y/N- The Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Tony- That's what it's called?
Crap
I have to call Bucky
Steve- Why? What have you done?
Tony- I remembered that I told him the name of that porn thing you and I watch
Not the movie
Y/N- 😲😲😲😲
Steve- Honey no
Y/N- 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Tony- Crap I forgot our child was here
Y/N- 🤮🤮🤮🤮
EWwoigahreoghiargiohargoihhsdfoih
Steve- And we broke our child
Tony- Darn I really liked her/him
Y/N- I NEED BUCKY TO BRAINWASH ME INTO NEVER HEARING THOSE WORDS AGAIN
Steve- That's insensitive
Y/N- SO IS WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Y/N has left the chat
Tony- Friday make sure that she/he doesn't do anything rash, I'm in the middle of something in the lab
Steve- TONY
Friday- Sorry sir
Ms. Stark-Rogers has already enlisted a petrified Barnes
They are working together
And have successfully wiped their memories
But maybe too far
Y/N doesn't know her name
Now she is freaking out
Steve- OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T BRING UP PORN TONY
Tony- But I love porn
Tony has left the chat
Steve has left the chat
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Sorry I don't really know what this is lol
But that's like half of these anyway
-Author Out
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