Naruto fanfic "What the fuck are you wearing?"

What the fuck are you wearing?

Okay. This is going to be a short fanfic. Made from my boredom. This LITERALLY took five minutes.to type xD. NO CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME ;) (except the ya know.. the ocs)

Miharu is sitting at the training ground with her three students, the students have black hair, auburn hair and blonde haired, black haired male is called Tomoyo, auburn haired female is called Miku and the blonde haired male is called Toya.

Miku suddenly asks a question, they are taking a break from ninja training to eat lunch, "Sensei... You know how you brought Sasuke back to Konoha from Oto?" Miharu nods "Yes? What of it?" she asks, her curiousity piqued, "Well... I was wondering... How did you bring Sasuke back?" Miharu grins suddenly and laughs to herself, remembering the whole scene, "Good question Miku... Well... It all started..."

*flash back*

Miharu, Naruto, Sakura and Sai are racing to get to Orochimarus base, to find Sasuke Uchiha, the missing Nin that left Konoha to go to Oto around 2 and a half, to 3, years ago.

Miharu is shocked at what she sees when she sees Sasuke and Sai, Sasuke standing above the area Sai, and herself is. She stares at Sasuke like he's some sort of Alien and moves to stand to the left of Sai, "Oh. We have another one. Miharu." Sasuke says, smirking. Miharu continues to stare, and suddenly a wide smile breaks out on her face and she starts to laugh so hard that tears fall from her eyes. Sasukes eye twitches, "What is so funny?!" he practically shouts, Miharu continues to laugh.

She finally calms her laughs and looks at Sasuke once more with a questioning stare and asks, "What the fuck are you wearing you gay duck?" Sasuke stares at her weirdly, "What?" he asks, Miharu rolles her eyes, "I said- 'What the fuck are you wearing you gay duck' what, do you need hearing aids?" Miharu's trying her hardest not to laugh again, Sasuke face-palms, "What the fuck." he mutters, suddenly Naruto appears and Miharu sighs "Here comes the fucking angsty and dramatic shit" Miharu grumbles, "What was that Miharu-chan?" Naruto asked, Miharu waves him off, "nothing, nothing... Fuck it." she knocks Naruto out before he can say shit, "What was that for, Miharu-san?" Sai asks, Miharu shrugs, "Anyway... Sasuke, my man, you need to change your outfit.. It looks terrible." Sasukes eye twitches again and he sighs and looks his clothes over, "you think so?" Miharu nods, "DUH! I AM THE FASHION EXPERT! Come home and I'll fix you up with some real good looking clothes" she smirks, Sasuke grins, 'the fuck' Miharu thinks to herself, "Okay. I'll come home if you make me look good, in better clothes." Miharu grins. She has a new fashion subject.

*Flashback end*

"....And that is how I got Sasuke Uchiha to come back to Konoha!" Miharu finishes explaining, grinning widely, her students look at her like she is insane. "Are you serious?" Miku asks, Miharu nods "Yep. Ninjas, weird things they are... ANYWAYS! BACK TO TRAINING!" her students groan but do so anyways, thinking about what Miharu-sensei told them, 'so that's why Sasuke has a great fashion sense' the three ninjas thought at the same time.

And Done! :D hahah whatcha think? :P random yeah? Thought so. ^^

I haven't slept in over 24 hours so you can blame sleep deprivation for this weird story.

Please comment what you think, thanks! ~Kit