why you never piss off alfred

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Barbra Gordon

I'm inviting Alfred Yolo

Barbra Gordon added Alfred to the Chat 12pm

Alfred

afternoon miss Gordon is there anything you need

Tim Drake

Al read the above messages from this morning

Dick Grayson

oh man Jay is so dead when he gets back to the mannor later

Tim Drake

You mean so dead again

Barbra

Dick is dying. his currently on the floor lughing like a bafoon

Alfred

Master dick might I remind you it's in poor taste to laugh at such Jokes

Jason Todd

Timothy Jackosn Drake. I will find you and I will kill you and I'll throw your body in the river in a Tesco carrier bag

Alfred

Master Todd were are you

Jason Todd

Oh shit

Barbra Gordon

It was at that moment he knew he fucked up

Alfred

Language Master Todd and I expect better from you miss Gordon

Dick Grayson

well that back fired ha babs

Tim Drake

No shit Sherlock

Alfred

the next person who swears will get hit round the head with a tea tray and will get no cookies for a week

Jason Todd

Just so you all know Rose has this evil grin on her face  and is chuckling

Barbra Gordon

you two buy anything in the end

Alfred

Master Todd what are you two talking about pray tell

Jason Todd

nothing

Alfred

Master Todd you can lie face to face but not over text and sertionly not to me

Dick Grayson

is anyone else enjoying Jason digging himself into a deeper whole

Barbra Gordon

oh I am so screen shoting this and sending it to the outlaws

Jason Todd

Red please I'm begging you don't I'll never hear the end of it off Roy

Barbra Gordon

ok then tell him the truth

Jason Todd

well shit

Dick Grayson

hay Jay don't want to alarm you but al just left the bat cave tea tray in hand

Tim Drake

Yo Todd you dead again

Roy Haper Joined the Chat

Roy Harper sent a video

Roy Harper

Alfred Just burst in and smacked Jaybird round the head with a Tea Tray what the hell is happening

Tim Drake

Rip Jason Pater Todd
1998- 2018

Barbra Gordon

my life is now complete please someone put that on YouTube

Roy Harper

Rose is literally laughing so hard she is crying and this girl don't laugh

Jason Todd

note to self Buy more PTSD tablets and book in to see my therapist on Tuesday at Arkham

Alfred

I trust you will not repeate this mistake master Todd

Tim Drake

Alfred I love yoy 

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